let's rank all the breeds of dogs

[Yamles]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

Chihuahuas, Pugs & Shit zus:
- useless
- hideous
- retarded
- impossible to train, often can't even learn to shit outside
- disobedient/sneaky (they wait til you aren't around and then they misbehave)
- needy
- yappy
- often aggressive, people just ignore it because it's "cute"

they also often display disgusting mannerisms like eating feces. they're also prone to congenital defects like inability to breathe, eye infections, etc. Just more evidence that they are not meant to exist.

overall these are probably the worst breeds of dogs. Ruined, unsalvageable form of "dog". These are the reasons why a lot of people don't like small dogs - a lot of small dogs are actually fine (like corgis for example), but these dogs give the others a bad name. People who breed and own them should be ashamed.

I'll agree with Shaun and say all dogs eat shit at some point, but most of these points I agree with. My husband is a vet and some of the pedigree breeding and defects these animals are born with and have to live with because we think its cute is fucking disgusting. Pugs are the worst imo. Some Shitzus are okay but I've seen a lot with health issues.

I run a pet boarding facility and it's all the pedigree cats that have the most health issues, sometimes it's incredibly cruel.

My husband says over all for health, personality and easiness of training that the Staffordshire Bull Terrier is the best.

If you want a big fluffy dog for S tier, maybe consider a Burmese Mountain Dog?

Anyway great thread I could talk dog breeds all day.

[Beast]

S - Corgis (Dream dog)
A - Big Dogs (I have a 165lbs Caucasian Shepherd mix, Big Dumb adorable, stubborn as shit)
B - Medium Sized Dogs (I have the most pansy ass white Golden, scared of the floor. SMH. He's a good boy though)
F - Tiny Dogs like chihuahuas, Pekinese, Pomeranians etc

At that point just get a cat.

EDIT -- Shitzus are particularly gross


Cat Tier List

S - Maine Coon
A - Calico Cat
B - Black Cat
C - Very Fluffy Cat
D - Flat Faced Cat
F - Hairless demon cats

Mind you cat tier list is at least two ranking level octaves lower than Dogs.

[Hans Grosse]

I like short-haired.

[Yamles]

Originally Posted by Beast

Cat Tier List

S - Maine Coon
A - Calico Cat
B - Black Cat
C - Very Fluffy Cat
D - Flat Faced Cat
F - Hairless demon cats

Mind you cat tier list is at least two ranking level octaves lower than Dogs.

Agree. Would add the following:

S - Burmese (dog like personality), Tortishell
A - just plain old tabby cats, they rule
B - Ragdolls or Burmans - they are fluffy but they have very good personalities
C - White cats
D - Siamese or Tonkinese - so noisy and a little scary.

[Dungeon Snake]

my cat is a short hair tuxedo cat and he fuckin rules. very intelligent, loyal, energetic. he follows me around like a dog and is good at catching mice. only downside is he is rather mischievous.