Friday the 13th

PaytonJerryM · 08-13-2021, 06:07 AM

BOO!
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. The most spookiest day of the year. It is spooky because everyone is afraid of it and I was suppose to be born on Friday June 13th 2008 but thanks to my lazy ass, I slid out on Saturday June 14th 2008. Months before I was born, the ultras can said that I would be born on the 13th so my parents marked their calender on the 13th of June so that they can go to the hospital. Fast forwarding to June 13th, my dad dropped mom to the hospital before going to work and my mom stayed in her hospital bed to wait for me to break her water. I still stayed in the womb until my dad visited my mom after he was done with work. My parents were wondering why I wasn't coming out so my dad asked my mom to jump up and down and sing Mary had a little lamb but it didn't work so we did another method which was soaking my mom in a bath tub so that I could break her water. My mom stayed in the tub until 7:05am the next day when I finally when I finally broke her water. So my mom quickly rushed to the hospital bed to deliver me and there I was. Even before I was born, I didn't want to be born on Friday the 13th.

Old Rivers · 08-13-2021, 12:18 PM

"slid out"

Kane · 08-13-2021, 12:43 PM

Hahaha baby Payton terrified of Friday the 13th, clinging on with all his might.

* Slides out on the 14th *

Plopilpy · 08-13-2021, 02:08 PM

There were two Friday the 13ths last year. How are you not concerned about that more?

08-13-2021, 06:07 AM	#1
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	Friday the 13th BOO! Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. The most spookiest day of the year. It is spooky because everyone is afraid of it and I was suppose to be born on Friday June 13th 2008 but thanks to my lazy ass, I slid out on Saturday June 14th 2008. Months before I was born, the ultras can said that I would be born on the 13th so my parents marked their calender on the 13th of June so that they can go to the hospital. Fast forwarding to June 13th, my dad dropped mom to the hospital before going to work and my mom stayed in her hospital bed to wait for me to break her water. I still stayed in the womb until my dad visited my mom after he was done with work. My parents were wondering why I wasn't coming out so my dad asked my mom to jump up and down and sing Mary had a little lamb but it didn't work so we did another method which was soaking my mom in a bath tub so that I could break her water. My mom stayed in the tub until 7:05am the next day when I finally when I finally broke her water. So my mom quickly rushed to the hospital bed to deliver me and there I was. Even before I was born, I didn't want to be born on Friday the 13th.

08-13-2021, 12:43 PM	#3
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096	Hahaha baby Payton terrified of Friday the 13th, clinging on with all his might. * Slides out on the 14th *
Kane Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,096

08-13-2021, 02:08 PM	#4
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	There were two Friday the 13ths last year. How are you not concerned about that more?
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

08-13-2021, 12:18 PM	#2
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,985	"slid out"