Funny Story

PaytonJerryM · 09:11 PM

Hey guys, today I am going to tell you guys a real life story about what happened yesterday.

It happened yesterday morning when my brother and I got back to our hotels (we were on vacation) and my brother and I have our hotel room to ourselves while my stepsister stays in a hotel room with my mom and stepdad. The keycard was with me the whole time and I never lost it but the painful part that it won't open which the keycard is possibly damaged. It is likely damaged because, on Thursday night, my brother's friend said he wants to borrow my hotel keycard for a second. After like 10 minutes, I went downstairs to get food from the fridge and before I open the fridge, I saw my brother's friend cooking bacon with my HOTEL KEYCARD. He used the keycard as a spatula and my brother was just standing there staring at the boy like some poorly rendered 64-bit video game character from the 90s and didn't say anything. I forced myself to ask him to give me back my keycard and then he said "Don't worry Payton, I will give you back when we are done eating our slices of bacon" so then I accepted it and I ate bacon. When I finished eating my bacon, the next thing I saw is my brother's friend using the same hotel keycard as a toothpick

. The other kids didn't care so then I asked him to give me back my keycard but he asked me whether I have toilet paper with me and my reply was "Why would I bring a shitting paper to a sleepover?" and then he said "I will give you back your keycard once I am done" and you will not believe he did to my keycard. After he is done pooping, he gave me back my keycard and I kept it in my pocket. Friday morning, my brother's friend's dad dropped us off at our hotel and we tried to access our room but the door won't open so I went to my mom's room and knocked on my mom's door. When the door was answered, only my stepsister was in the room and mom and stepdaddy is nowhere to be seen so I sped dialed mom but she didn't pick and then I sent a message to mom saying that our keycard doesn't work. While we wait, we decided to sleep on mom's hotel bed with my stepsister until my mom and stepdaddy came back to their room, and then mom went to the reception to get another keycard for us, and then we can be able to access our room again. Hooray!

Lesson of this story is never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever give any valuable item to your friend/peers. Some of them are not trustworthy and they can be very irresponsible. I was like that too when I was young but don't be like me or any of your irresponsible peers.

Nixon · 07-10-2021, 09:41 PM

cool story bro

Plopilpy · 07-10-2021, 09:46 PM

Doog Lord · 07-10-2021, 10:03 PM

You make some wrong decisions dawg. I wouldn't let some dude cook bacon with a fucking keycard. I would've just snatched it from the idiot. You can give valuable stuff to friends/peers as long as they're not fucking stupid and there's a good reason to. Why would you give your keycard away anyways?

PizzaLuigi · 07-10-2021, 10:28 PM

Damn bro that’s crazy

07-10-2021, 09:06 PM	#1
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	Funny Story Hey guys, today I am going to tell you guys a real life story about what happened yesterday. It happened yesterday morning when my brother and I got back to our hotels (we were on vacation) and my brother and I have our hotel room to ourselves while my stepsister stays in a hotel room with my mom and stepdad. The keycard was with me the whole time and I never lost it but the painful part that it won't open which the keycard is possibly damaged. It is likely damaged because, on Thursday night, my brother's friend said he wants to borrow my hotel keycard for a second. After like 10 minutes, I went downstairs to get food from the fridge and before I open the fridge, I saw my brother's friend cooking bacon with my HOTEL KEYCARD. He used the keycard as a spatula and my brother was just standing there staring at the boy like some poorly rendered 64-bit video game character from the 90s and didn't say anything. I forced myself to ask him to give me back my keycard and then he said "Don't worry Payton, I will give you back when we are done eating our slices of bacon" so then I accepted it and I ate bacon. When I finished eating my bacon, the next thing I saw is my brother's friend using the same hotel keycard as a toothpick . The other kids didn't care so then I asked him to give me back my keycard but he asked me whether I have toilet paper with me and my reply was "Why would I bring a shitting paper to a sleepover?" and then he said "I will give you back your keycard once I am done" and you will not believe he did to my keycard. After he is done pooping, he gave me back my keycard and I kept it in my pocket. Friday morning, my brother's friend's dad dropped us off at our hotel and we tried to access our room but the door won't open so I went to my mom's room and knocked on my mom's door. When the door was answered, only my stepsister was in the room and mom and stepdaddy is nowhere to be seen so I sped dialed mom but she didn't pick and then I sent a message to mom saying that our keycard doesn't work. While we wait, we decided to sleep on mom's hotel bed with my stepsister until my mom and stepdaddy came back to their room, and then mom went to the reception to get another keycard for us, and then we can be able to access our room again. Hooray! Lesson of this story is never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever give any valuable item to your friend/peers. Some of them are not trustworthy and they can be very irresponsible. I was like that too when I was young but don't be like me or any of your irresponsible peers.
	Last edited by PaytonJerryM : 07-10-2021 at 09:11 PM. Reason: fixed error

07-10-2021, 09:41 PM	#2
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	cool story bro
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07-10-2021, 09:46 PM	#3
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07-10-2021, 10:03 PM	#4
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629	You make some wrong decisions dawg. I wouldn't let some dude cook bacon with a fucking keycard. I would've just snatched it from the idiot. You can give valuable stuff to friends/peers as long as they're not fucking stupid and there's a good reason to. Why would you give your keycard away anyways?
Doog Lord Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 629

07-10-2021, 10:28 PM	#5
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Damn bro that’s crazy