Happy 4th of July

PaytonJerryM · 07-04-2021, 09:24 PM

Tonight, my uncle and stepdad are cooking barbecue. What are you doing for 4th of July?

Dustin Guest · 07-04-2021, 09:32 PM

Nothing. I fully intend to take a nap and then spend the evening trying to help my dog not freak the fuck out with the fireworks.

PizzaLuigi · 07-04-2021, 10:11 PM

Rest cause I’m tired

VGCharacters · 07-04-2021, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PizzaLuigi

Rest cause I’m tired

Good luck with that, the fireworks will make it a real challenge.

Brossy · 07-05-2021, 03:51 AM

4th of July is just the 4th day in July in Australia....

Nixon · 07-05-2021, 03:55 AM

yeah but isn’t your summer in december

Brossy · 07-05-2021, 05:30 AM

Yep. Santa coming down chimneys makes no sense here

Christmas lunches are cold cuts, seafood and salads

The majority of houses here have angled roofs, for all that British snowfall to slide off of....

Hans Grosse · 07-05-2021, 05:49 AM

Crap, I was going to make a thread about this.

Brossy · 07-05-2021, 06:47 AM

Oh shit, your glory has been ruined!

Hans Grosse · 07-05-2021, 06:50 AM

Godzilla excrement, I failed a one shot-per-year at doing it.

PaytonJerryM · 07-05-2021, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Brossy

Yep. Santa coming down chimneys makes no sense here

Christmas lunches are cold cuts, seafood and salads

The majority of houses here have angled roofs, for all that British snowfall to slide off of....

In Australia, is Christmas in July?

Bown · 07-05-2021, 10:19 AM

No but cos it’s on the other side of the world they get their seasons the other way round. So June-August is winter and December-February is summer!! Also the toilets flush the other way round!

Plopilpy · 07-05-2021, 02:06 PM

Australian books are also printed upside down to accommodate for shipping. In the US, they'll get turned the right-side up by the time they arrive.

Dungeon Snake · 07-05-2021, 03:13 PM

Got paid overtime to sit in a truck all day

Dungeon Snake · 07-05-2021, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

Got paid overtime to sit in a truck all day

America Baby!!!!

Dustin Guest · 07-06-2021, 12:29 AM

I ended up getting shithoused at a neighbor’s party and celebrated freedom like a true goddamn American.

Brossy · 07-06-2021, 06:07 AM

If I was American, there's every chance I would've spent the day smoking a pork butt or brisket

Dustin Guest · 07-06-2021, 11:28 AM

Next year I’m doing that. For America.

Gorosaurus · 07-06-2021, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dustin Guest

I ended up getting shithoused at a neighbor’s party and celebrated freedom like a true goddamn American.

Meanwhile, at home..

Gorosaurus · 07-06-2021, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Plopilpy

Australian books are also printed upside down to accommodate for shipping. In the US, they'll get turned the right-side up by the time they arrive.

I like this- I'm gonna use this as a solid dad joke

Dustin Guest · 07-06-2021, 08:55 PM

I lucked out. My wife took the dog over to my sister’s place. No fireworks and I got to enjoy a party

07-04-2021, 09:24 PM	#1
PaytonJerryM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 311	Happy 4th of July Tonight, my uncle and stepdad are cooking barbecue. What are you doing for 4th of July?

07-05-2021, 03:51 AM	#5
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376	4th of July is just the 4th day in July in Australia....
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376

07-05-2021, 03:55 AM	#6
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293	yeah but isn’t your summer in december
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,293

07-05-2021, 05:30 AM	#7
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376	Yep. Santa coming down chimneys makes no sense here Christmas lunches are cold cuts, seafood and salads The majority of houses here have angled roofs, for all that British snowfall to slide off of....
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376

07-05-2021, 05:49 AM	#8
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	Crap, I was going to make a thread about this.
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723

07-04-2021, 09:32 PM	#2
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	Nothing. I fully intend to take a nap and then spend the evening trying to help my dog not freak the fuck out with the fireworks.

07-04-2021, 10:11 PM	#3
PizzaLuigi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 1,144	Rest cause I’m tired

07-05-2021, 06:47 AM	#9
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376	Oh shit, your glory has been ruined!
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376

07-05-2021, 06:50 AM	#10
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723	Godzilla excrement, I failed a one shot-per-year at doing it.
Hans Grosse Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 723

07-05-2021, 10:19 AM	#12
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	No but cos it’s on the other side of the world they get their seasons the other way round. So June-August is winter and December-February is summer!! Also the toilets flush the other way round!
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

07-05-2021, 02:06 PM	#13
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105	Australian books are also printed upside down to accommodate for shipping. In the US, they'll get turned the right-side up by the time they arrive.
Plopilpy Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 3,105

07-05-2021, 03:13 PM	#14
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,519	Got paid overtime to sit in a truck all day

07-06-2021, 12:29 AM	#16
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	I ended up getting shithoused at a neighbor’s party and celebrated freedom like a true goddamn American.

07-06-2021, 06:07 AM	#17
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376	If I was American, there's every chance I would've spent the day smoking a pork butt or brisket
Brossy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,376

07-06-2021, 11:28 AM	#18
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	Next year I’m doing that. For America.

07-06-2021, 08:55 PM	#21
Dustin Guest Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,420	I lucked out. My wife took the dog over to my sister’s place. No fireworks and I got to enjoy a party