Science is really neat. - Page 2

Lord Blazer · 05-19-2021, 01:56 AM

my dick smells absolutely terrible

explain that one, pal

Anthropophagus · 05-19-2021, 06:00 AM

Yeah, if you leave pussy juice (come full circle from original post) or cum on your dick too long without showering, it turns into a bad smell.

Lord Blazer · 05-19-2021, 06:32 PM

well that definitely implies that I have sex
which I do not
because that's icky

probably also related to my smelly dick

Dave Miles · 05-19-2021, 10:16 PM

Maybe don’t jerk off so much

Bown · 05-19-2021, 11:10 PM

personally I think orifice jobs are really cool

Gorosaurus · 05-20-2021, 03:31 PM

Gorosaurus is not unemployed! I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, unemployable, but I am NOT a porn star!

Reddish · 05-20-2021, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthropophagus

Like isn't it cool that because of physics, mainly friction, the human pussy is self lubricating to prevent chafing, heat build up, and therefore an unpleasant experience? Also, if you need evidence homosexuality is unnatural, then look to the pussy. If God intended the ass to be fucked, he would have made it similarly self lubricating but he didn't.

very relatable science when i

Dungeon Snake · 05-24-2021, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bown

personally I think orifice jobs are really cool

well, you also think sexual harassment is cool, so...

Bown · 05-24-2021, 05:31 AM

lmao considering you literally stopped replying in that thread when it became clear I’m holding myself extremely accountable I’m not sure you can post that shot now

Bobby Swisha · 05-24-2021, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Bown

I’m holding myself extremely accountable

ok... this post just let me know you're probably going to commit another molestation some time this week.

Bown · 05-24-2021, 08:36 AM

I would have to commit an initial molestation before I commit ‘another’ one! But I promise I’ll only ever molest adult 3dmmers

05-19-2021, 11:10 PM	#30
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	personally I think orifice jobs are really cool
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05-24-2021, 05:31 AM	#34
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	lmao considering you literally stopped replying in that thread when it became clear I’m holding myself extremely accountable I’m not sure you can post that shot now
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

05-24-2021, 08:36 AM	#36
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	I would have to commit an initial molestation before I commit ‘another’ one! But I promise I’ll only ever molest adult 3dmmers
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

05-19-2021, 01:56 AM	#26
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	my dick smells absolutely terrible explain that one, pal

05-19-2021, 06:00 AM	#27
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Yeah, if you leave pussy juice (come full circle from original post) or cum on your dick too long without showering, it turns into a bad smell.

05-19-2021, 06:32 PM	#28
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	well that definitely implies that I have sex which I do not because that's icky probably also related to my smelly dick

05-19-2021, 10:16 PM	#29
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	Maybe don’t jerk off so much

05-20-2021, 03:31 PM	#31
Gorosaurus Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 16,146	Gorosaurus is not unemployed! I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, unemployable, but I am NOT a porn star!