Would you rather? - Page 4

Dungeon Snake · 04-03-2021, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaun

would you rather

listens to Shaun and Sapwn debate the merits of their questions in this thread

-or-

chug six beers

Mr Mong · 04-03-2021, 04:25 AM

I agree. +jungle fever

Anthropophagus · 04-03-2021, 04:48 AM

I'm still not sold on knowledge but there's a few things that give it the edge for me. Having sex whenever and with whomever you want is like playing a video game with cheat codes. It'd be cool for a bit and then become boring. Most people except the very autistic get diminishing returns from doing too much of something pleasurable. I'm sure there are bonafide sex addicts who'd talk about this, and how it in fact is a sickness that's devoid of pleasure. Also, I can get sex - certainly not with anyone - but enough that I'd be content possessing my current sex life. Being able to see anyone nude using the knowledge perk is close enough to sex with anyone. Plus all the money making and life altering potential to limitless knowledge is hard to deny.

Anthropophagus · 04-03-2021, 04:57 AM

Would you rather:

-Own a robot buddy who does all your errands/day to day tasks, is your bodyguard, tells you jokes whenever you want and they're always hilarious because of algorithms that know what you find funny, and can provide good, logical advice since he has sophisticated AI

Or

-Own a plantation (big, comfortable house, hundreds of acres) with 100 slaves that makes you a fortune and it's all legal (somehow). You can pick the race of your slaves if that makes it better. You have to treat them like slaves, meaning they live in run down hovels, eat slop, get whipped by your overseers, and their children are born into slavery. They have no hope of ever being freed. You're not allowed to show them any kindness, free them, or otherwise improve their lives.

Anthropophagus · 04-03-2021, 05:05 AM

Last one for the night...

Would you rather:

-Have to bring Tony Teulan with you everywhere you go. He acts as weird as possible, and is off his meds. When you go to a party or whatever, you have to introduce him to everyone and you're not allowed to explain the circumstances of him being with you, so you constantly have to think up an explanation that no matter what makes you look weird. Even if you have sex, he has to sit in the corner quietly. If you jerk off, he hangs out and jerks off too. When you shit, he's there, watching you silently.

Or

-Tony Teulan becomes a crippled retard from an accident and you have to be his full time caregiver. You live with him and work 16 hour shifts. The rest of the time allows you to sleep or do whatever you want, and another nurse will fill in (pick someone to be the other nurse). To be clear, you feed him, bathe him, wipe his ass, etc. It has to be good quality care. You can't neglect him. If he dies or gets sick because of neglect, your entire family is tortured to death in front of you. With good care, he will live to be at least 75 years old.

Shaun · 04-03-2021, 05:41 PM

I guess the robot because I could sell it at a yardsale.
With the Tony question I'm just going to kill myself either way

Would you rather...

Every time you go to a restaurant, they somehow manage to screw up your food --or-- they always take fkn forever?

Shit your pants at your new girlfriend's house --or-- wreck your new car?

As a politician, be the biggest fraud of them all, but who is beloved with a cult of following --or-- be honest and decent enough to convert even a hardened cynic, but you're the most hated anyway?

date a girl who avoids shaving whenever possible --or-- who really stinks between the legs?

04-03-2021, 04:25 AM	#77
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	I agree. +jungle fever
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293

04-03-2021, 05:41 PM	#81
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I guess the robot because I could sell it at a yardsale. With the Tony question I'm just going to kill myself either way Would you rather... Every time you go to a restaurant, they somehow manage to screw up your food --or-- they always take fkn forever? Shit your pants at your new girlfriend's house --or-- wreck your new car? As a politician, be the biggest fraud of them all, but who is beloved with a cult of following --or-- be honest and decent enough to convert even a hardened cynic, but you're the most hated anyway? date a girl who avoids shaving whenever possible --or-- who really stinks between the legs?
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

04-03-2021, 04:48 AM	#78
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	I'm still not sold on knowledge but there's a few things that give it the edge for me. Having sex whenever and with whomever you want is like playing a video game with cheat codes. It'd be cool for a bit and then become boring. Most people except the very autistic get diminishing returns from doing too much of something pleasurable. I'm sure there are bonafide sex addicts who'd talk about this, and how it in fact is a sickness that's devoid of pleasure. Also, I can get sex - certainly not with anyone - but enough that I'd be content possessing my current sex life. Being able to see anyone nude using the knowledge perk is close enough to sex with anyone. Plus all the money making and life altering potential to limitless knowledge is hard to deny.

04-03-2021, 04:57 AM	#79
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Would you rather: -Own a robot buddy who does all your errands/day to day tasks, is your bodyguard, tells you jokes whenever you want and they're always hilarious because of algorithms that know what you find funny, and can provide good, logical advice since he has sophisticated AI Or -Own a plantation (big, comfortable house, hundreds of acres) with 100 slaves that makes you a fortune and it's all legal (somehow). You can pick the race of your slaves if that makes it better. You have to treat them like slaves, meaning they live in run down hovels, eat slop, get whipped by your overseers, and their children are born into slavery. They have no hope of ever being freed. You're not allowed to show them any kindness, free them, or otherwise improve their lives.

04-03-2021, 05:05 AM	#80
Anthropophagus Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,997	Last one for the night... Would you rather: -Have to bring Tony Teulan with you everywhere you go. He acts as weird as possible, and is off his meds. When you go to a party or whatever, you have to introduce him to everyone and you're not allowed to explain the circumstances of him being with you, so you constantly have to think up an explanation that no matter what makes you look weird. Even if you have sex, he has to sit in the corner quietly. If you jerk off, he hangs out and jerks off too. When you shit, he's there, watching you silently. Or -Tony Teulan becomes a crippled retard from an accident and you have to be his full time caregiver. You live with him and work 16 hour shifts. The rest of the time allows you to sleep or do whatever you want, and another nurse will fill in (pick someone to be the other nurse). To be clear, you feed him, bathe him, wipe his ass, etc. It has to be good quality care. You can't neglect him. If he dies or gets sick because of neglect, your entire family is tortured to death in front of you. With good care, he will live to be at least 75 years old.