attention dog owners

[Scatterbrain]

what's his gamertag?

[Cubert]

im not saying anything ben but maybe one day you accidentally leave the gas on before you go out for the day im not saying anything though

[Phil Williamson]

he sounds awesome. invite him to 3dmm.com

[Dave Miles]

Originally Posted by Shaun

DOGS

pros:
-loves you unconditionally
-cleans up food you drop on the floor,
-can be pretty entertaining

cons:
-barks at everything, especially anything known to be non-threatening
-is basically disgusting most of the time
-stares at you while you eat, as if to say, "how can you eat that steak in front of me and not share??" but we both know they're perfectly happy eating garbage, dead animals, and their own feces

CATS

pros:
-fun to pet, irritate
-low maintenance
-hunts mice if you're lucky

cons:
-are boring, stupid assholes in general
-sheds like, everywhere, way more than a dog
-shits in a box and thinks it's better than you

the house we just moved into came with a cat because the old renters seemingly just left it here. at first we all thought he was pretty cool but now the little bastard just demands food at all hours of the day, he vocalizes in such an annoying "fuck you, im hungry" kind of way that I can't help but resent him sometimes. there's no way to punish him/dissuade him from doing it. he has no empathy or guilt whatsoever. I've tried spray bottles but he actually likes water and throwing him outside offers only a temporary solution as he squirms his way back into the house one way or another. I'm never adopting a cat again, i'd get a kitten though.

a well trained dog will not stare at you while eating or beg for food. ive never had the self discipline to train a dog that well but it comes down to just never giving the dog treats/scraps of your food, especially at the dinner table/wherever you usually eat. if you can always keep a distinction between the dogs food and your food then it'll never have a reason to beg.

[Pirate Balloon]

Originally Posted by Ben Rice

i'm serious, this guy (not to mention his family) has been a fucking nightmare to live under. he has got to be one of the most repulsive brain dead pieces of shit scumbags i have ever had the misfortune to have as a neighbor. i'm not a violent man by any means but god i wanna smack this guy. hypothetically if i were to see a gang of dudes beating seven shades of shit out of him, i would literally cheer them on and ask them to give him an extra hard kick in the bollocks from me.

every day this guy wakes me up, it's like having an alarm clock living above me. today i was awoken by the sound of him screaming and punching his bedroom wall. it's in these incidents where i shout through my ceiling that he fucking sucks at video games and tell him to shut up. the only response i ever hear is him stamping and calling me a cunt. so neighborly.

edit: just read your other posts, sounds rough man. Thought it was just about one person. Sorry to hear bout your housing situation. I lived on campus for uni so we were in a nice bubble. At least it's only for another month though. Are you friends with any other neighbours?

[Ben Rice]

nah not really we just keep to ourselves, its gonna be a relief to get away from here though. living in london really ages you.

[Damage Jackal]

haha yeah it's pretty full on isn't it

[BjergClimber]

my mom's facebook profile is named after her dog + all the pictures (including the profile picture) are pictures of the dog.

i don't have the heart to tell her that it brings great shame to our family and that i've considered seppuku

[Damage Jackal]

that's not as bad as those couple who set up a joint account and name it something like Sarahanddave Smith