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Old 11-27-2012, 10:03 PM   #51
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she would yell loudly in the mornings about how 'dirty' everything was even though the apartment was always impeccable, she'd berate her son for leaving breadcrumbs on the counter, she couldn't deal with oil sprinkling anywhere (dude, it's a fucking kitchen), it was incredibly obnoxious. it got to the point where if, say, i cooked a meal for myself, then while i was eating it, she'd go to the kitchen and clean up whatever was dirty. its like dude, let me finish eating and i'll clean, what the fuck.

hahaha this is EXACTLY what my mum is like, it drives me up the fucking wall

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I moved back with my mother in August after finally splitting with my ex. (which is a whole other living situation), and my mom has been in Europe the last few months filming a movie so it's just me and my brother here. I've lost pretty much all respect for him after seeing the way he lives and cleans up after himself. He never does his dishes, there will be weeks that go by and there aren't any clean dishes to use, and have to keep bugging him to do them, he just grunts "yeah, I'll do it later." and then never does.

The dogs shit in his room. His room is so foul, that our well trained dogs don't shit anywhere but outside and his room. And he doean't clean it up, right now there's a good 12 pieces of shit on the floor that have been there for weeks.

He barely works, can't pay his share of the bills, never takes out the trash, or refills shared items like toilet paper, and just hangs out in his room all day either watching TV or fucking random mexican chicks (who apparently are also unphased by the SHIT ON THE FLOOR

you know what you gotta do, jon. take a shit on his bedroom floor and see if he notices. be sure to take a picture of it too, just lying there amongst the dog shit.


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Old 11-28-2012, 12:10 AM   #52
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dont you test piss for a living??

No, you fucking bitch, and what's worse is I haven't talked to you in months and this is the immediate sort of disrespectful shit you lay on me. For shame, bro.


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Old 11-28-2012, 12:23 AM   #53
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hahaha christo that shit is crazy it sounds made up!!


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Old 11-28-2012, 09:59 AM   #54
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that suicide pile sounds interesting.


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Old 11-28-2012, 12:08 PM   #55
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No, you fucking bitch, and what's worse is I haven't talked to you in months and this is the immediate sort of disrespectful shit you lay on me. For shame, bro.

hahahahaha wtf
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Old 11-28-2012, 12:26 PM   #56
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to get revenge (on the whole world i guess?), he pissed in the communal soy sauce, which was this big gallon jug that everybody used, and then never told anybody about it, so the whole house was drinking his urine for like weeks. later, it turned out he had actually eaten all 5 pounds of his own chicken nuggets whilst high, and had completely forgotten about it.

heroic.
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Old 11-28-2012, 04:40 PM   #57
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hahaha how did you guys find out about the piss in the jar if he never told anybody about it?
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Old 11-28-2012, 05:19 PM   #58
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He told me about it but nobody else


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Old 11-28-2012, 08:29 PM   #59
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Christo, that story is fucking amazing.

Shit like that is better than just... leaving a plate with old pizza for two days, and somehow much more forgivable. Stuff my old flatmates do is like, general bad habits that just NAG at me. What you were doing was such a fucked up lifestyle choice that I kind of really respect it.

I'd fucking hate you if I ever lived with you though.


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Old 11-28-2012, 08:30 PM   #60
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hahaha this is EXACTLY what my mum is like, it drives me up the fucking wall

If you live at home with parents they're allowed to do whatever they want.

I'm not saying you do this, but I hate people on facebook that put 'OMG SO ANNOYED MY PARENTS WONT TURN HEATING ON IN THE HOUSE, I HATE THEM'.

And they're 22 years old.


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Old 11-28-2012, 09:58 PM   #61
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Haha Christo. You're a rockstar.

I could only think of one story at the top of my head, and now it seems so sweet and innocent and it didn't even bother me that much at the time. In my old apartment, our washing machine broke down at some point and when I came home one day I found my roommate's underwear lying in water in the kitchen sink.

Oh, and I found out my new roommate's gay when I found a guy he'd met in my bed and my roomate's phone lying under it (I had passed out on the couch).
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:29 PM   #62
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If you live at home with parents they're allowed to do whatever they want.

I'm not saying you do this, but I hate people on facebook that put 'OMG SO ANNOYED MY PARENTS WONT TURN HEATING ON IN THE HOUSE, I HATE THEM'.

And they're 22 years old.

haha nah i'm not the kind of guy who does that, those kind of people kinda annoy me too to be honest. she annoys almost everyone but that's my mum for ya, nothing to moan about really.


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Old 11-28-2012, 10:51 PM   #63
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dont you test piss for a living??
No, you fucking bitch, and what's worse is I haven't talked to you in months and this is the immediate sort of disrespectful shit you lay on me. For shame, bro.
haha.
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