Post about your mom

Nokes · 07-28-2008, 07:04 PM

my mom is nothing like my dad, she never plays video games accept for the oldies , but she's tried Twilight Princess and Hercules (N64),
she's a nurse
she's half French and half Iroqouis
she can't speak any French
she's the youngest of 5 kids
her entire family is a bunch of 5 foot midgets
she drinks wine that tastes like spray paint
can stand it when her meat isn't charred to hell
her mother invented pizza scissors
eats pizza with a knife and fork

Bown · 07-28-2008, 07:08 PM

My mum has been running an internet business for about a decade but has no idea how to use FTP programs.

Realz · 07-28-2008, 07:08 PM

i love my moms cooking...

Bown · 07-28-2008, 07:10 PM

My mum makes really amazing chili, and her spaghetti bolognese is pretty good too but Liam Brocklehurst's mum makes it better :3

Scatterbrain · 07-28-2008, 07:16 PM

what's with the face? Do you regard Mrs Brocklehurst as a 'MILF', Tom?

Bown · 07-28-2008, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

what's with the face? Do you regard Mrs Brocklehurst as a 'MILF', Tom?

hahahaha, nope, it was a "i'm basically insulting my mum" kind of face

ps. no offence liam but

Scatterbrain · 07-28-2008, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bown

hahahaha, nope, it was a "i'm basically insulting my mum" kind of face

ps. no offence liam but

ahaaa, cool!
And Realz, shhh!

Realz · 07-28-2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

ahaaa, cool!
And Realz, shhh!

i meant bowns mom, theres no way in hell i would ever fuck your mom.

Scatterbrain · 07-29-2008, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realz

i meant bowns mom, theres no way in hell i would ever fuck your mom.

Ho HOOO!

Realz · 07-28-2008, 07:16 PM

i would fuck your mom.

Lizard · 07-28-2008, 07:31 PM

My mum likes purple.

Nokes · 07-28-2008, 07:34 PM

i mom's kitchen has this blue and copper theme

Shaun · 07-28-2008, 07:36 PM

Dad thread = cool
Mom thread = creepy and weird

Nokes · 07-28-2008, 07:37 PM

a little i guess, cuz ur supposed to idolize ur dad

Liam Brocklehurst · 07-28-2008, 07:54 PM

This sums up everything about mine:

Dick Harris · 07-28-2008, 08:38 PM

I would bone my mum.

Lord Blazer · 07-28-2008, 10:13 PM

My mom has worked for Crayola for at least 10 years. First in the plant (she worked on a marker machine), then she moved to being a systems whatever and just recently she's moved to mid-IT. I have lots of crayons and all kinds of Crayola bullshit lying around my house.

My mom was a lunch lady at my high school for a few months. She didn't like it.

My mom payed for half my jetski.

My mom walked out on my dad once before I was born. Probably would've been for the best lol!

My mom lost one of her two front teeth when her sister cracked her in the mouth when they were playing at a young age. And when I say lost, I mean quite literally they couldn't find the tooth. She has a fake there that looks pretty terrible, quite honestly.

My mom makes the best Kamikazes I've ever had. (Triple sec, vodka, lime juice)

Cubert · 07-28-2008, 10:21 PM

I'm much less comfortable with this thread. Something about this is somehow making it awful.

McJuicy · 07-28-2008, 10:45 PM

I dont like this thread
but then I see Nokes made the thread.
so it makes sense

Raz · 07-28-2008, 10:47 PM

lets talk about nokes's mum

Nokes · 07-28-2008, 10:48 PM

well, why should it make u feel uncomfortable, we posted about half our parents, why not the other half?

Raz · 07-28-2008, 10:54 PM

Pourquois?

Dick Harris · 07-28-2008, 11:18 PM

Noke's mom sounds like the kind of girl i'd like to anally intrude upon.

McJuicy · 07-28-2008, 11:25 PM

Noke's mom can sing Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando while she gives you head.

She doesn't because she's so ugly no one will let her suck their dick.

Dick Harris · 07-28-2008, 11:41 PM

However, occassionally some ugly guys do get so intoxicated, that they will nasally penetrate her.

07-28-2008, 07:04 PM	#1
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	Post about your mom my mom is nothing like my dad, she never plays video games accept for the oldies , but she's tried Twilight Princess and Hercules (N64), she's a nurse she's half French and half Iroqouis she can't speak any French she's the youngest of 5 kids her entire family is a bunch of 5 foot midgets she drinks wine that tastes like spray paint can stand it when her meat isn't charred to hell her mother invented pizza scissors eats pizza with a knife and fork
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375

07-28-2008, 07:08 PM	#2
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	My mum has been running an internet business for about a decade but has no idea how to use FTP programs.
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

07-28-2008, 07:08 PM	#3
Realz Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,326	i love my moms cooking...
Realz Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,326

07-28-2008, 07:10 PM	#4
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740	My mum makes really amazing chili, and her spaghetti bolognese is pretty good too but Liam Brocklehurst's mum makes it better :3
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,740

07-28-2008, 07:16 PM	#10
Realz Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,326	i would fuck your mom.
Realz Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,326

07-28-2008, 07:16 PM	#5
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	what's with the face? Do you regard Mrs Brocklehurst as a 'MILF', Tom?

07-28-2008, 07:31 PM	#11
Lizard Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,081	My mum likes purple.
Lizard Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 7,081

07-28-2008, 07:34 PM	#12
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	i mom's kitchen has this blue and copper theme
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375

07-28-2008, 07:36 PM	#13
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Dad thread = cool Mom thread = creepy and weird
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

07-28-2008, 07:37 PM	#14
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	a little i guess, cuz ur supposed to idolize ur dad
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375

07-28-2008, 07:54 PM	#15
Liam Brocklehurst Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,143	This sums up everything about mine:

07-28-2008, 08:38 PM	#16
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	I would bone my mum.

07-28-2008, 10:13 PM	#17
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,879	My mom has worked for Crayola for at least 10 years. First in the plant (she worked on a marker machine), then she moved to being a systems whatever and just recently she's moved to mid-IT. I have lots of crayons and all kinds of Crayola bullshit lying around my house. My mom was a lunch lady at my high school for a few months. She didn't like it. My mom payed for half my jetski. My mom walked out on my dad once before I was born. Probably would've been for the best lol! My mom lost one of her two front teeth when her sister cracked her in the mouth when they were playing at a young age. And when I say lost, I mean quite literally they couldn't find the tooth. She has a fake there that looks pretty terrible, quite honestly. My mom makes the best Kamikazes I've ever had. (Triple sec, vodka, lime juice)

07-28-2008, 10:21 PM	#18
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	I'm much less comfortable with this thread. Something about this is somehow making it awful.
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

07-28-2008, 10:45 PM	#19
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	I dont like this thread but then I see Nokes made the thread. so it makes sense
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

07-28-2008, 10:47 PM	#20
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	lets talk about nokes's mum
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

07-28-2008, 10:48 PM	#21
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375	well, why should it make u feel uncomfortable, we posted about half our parents, why not the other half?
Nokes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,375

07-28-2008, 10:54 PM	#22
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485	Pourquois?
Raz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,485

07-28-2008, 11:18 PM	#23
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	Noke's mom sounds like the kind of girl i'd like to anally intrude upon.

07-28-2008, 11:25 PM	#24
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	Noke's mom can sing Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando while she gives you head. She doesn't because she's so ugly no one will let her suck their dick.
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

07-28-2008, 11:41 PM	#25
Dick Harris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 5,503	However, occassionally some ugly guys do get so intoxicated, that they will nasally penetrate her.