Places in the United States that are solid for RAMBLING.

[Bravoie]

VENICE, LA.

What the FUCK is in Venice? Nothin' but tricks, hicks, and railroad dicks! But I needed a place to lay my head, so I stopped at a hole there called the Blue Crab Motel. Shit was so outdated, the furniture look like it came straight out of a fuckin' 1950's Sears catalog. But those niggas had free porn, so I thought fuck it, Ill crash and then be out of here on the quick yo. Met this little skank near the pay phone near my room, said she was calling her best friend to get a little cash to stay the night in that piece of shit. I said NAW BITCH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY as I unzipped my pants and pulled out my TALLYWHACKER. Bitch got the message instantly and invited her friend anyway for a little stay in my room.

DOUBLE RAMBLE TROUBLE!!!

That slut's old biker man showed up with a shotgun and blows a hole through my door just as I was finishing up on her friend. I knew what was up, and hauled ass through the bathroom window before those bitches could get their clothes on. Ran BARE ASS through town, got to a taxi, and never been back since!