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Welcome to the 3dmm.com reviews database. Listed below are reviews of 3dmm movies, written by members of our community. All 3dmm.com users are encouraged to contribute to this database when posting extensive reviews of both present and past movie releases. There are currently 491 reviews in the database.
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Texan Silly Boys 2 by Jon Barton “No substance, no style and no plot. Having said that, it's a laugh out loud rollercoaster.”
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Directed by Bloody Bunny
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65%
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0
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173
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Directed by Justin Wawrzonek
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75%
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0
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285
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Pirates- The Cut-Throats Treasure by Jon Barton “You won't be disappointed, but don't expect to be challenged either.”
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Directed by Buzvonlurt
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65%
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0
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193
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Slightly Confused by Jon Barton “Orcus' drawl debut is a great movie, well-crafted and continuous, which is always commendable.”
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Directed by Orcus
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65%
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0
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200
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00Dee Boned: Rotisserie Chicken by Jon Barton “One of the rare PAMS where I wanted to see what would happen next.”
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Directed by Cowtacular Spleen
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70%
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283
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3DMMers United Monthly Magazine #1 by Jon Barton “The good parts are heightened further by the bad parts, but this can't be a good thing.”
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Directed by Bown
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60%
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0
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287
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Whitman by Jon Barton “The best thing about Whitman in my mind is that it never stoops to self parody.”
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Directed by Evan
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80%
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0
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230
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Bodily Functions by Jon Barton “Touching, emotionally uplifting and bloody entertaining, this movie is a stroke of HM genius.”
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Directed by Sinarach
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90%
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0
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200
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JDR Revolutions by Jon Barton “Once it gets going, you won't care it has no voices or fairly dull camera angles.”
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Directed by Dominator Dan
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80%
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0
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187
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Stranger 4 by Jon Barton “If ever the term "hilarity ensues" was more appropriate than when describing Visser's western, I've yet to discover it.”
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Directed by Jordi Visser
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90%
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0
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211
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Vlarion 1 - The Elemental War by Jon Barton “However great it would have been for its time, even the most hardcore audiences may find Vlarion hard to follow at times.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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70%
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0
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347
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Vlarion 2 - Darkness Gathering by Jon Barton “Look beyond the dated form of the movie and you can see just how much of an epic task Aaron Haynes took on to tell this awesome tale.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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75%
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351
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Vlarion 3 - Carrier of the Light by Jon Barton “Serves more to push the narrative forward into new territory and lead into the highs of the fourth film than offer anything especially unique.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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70%
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0
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318
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Vlarion 4 - The Heavens Crumble by Jon Barton “Vlarion 4 in the best sense of the word makes the audience feel a very genuine sense of gratification.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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90%
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321
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JDR Revival by Jon Barton “A superior sequel if only for greasing the wheels and a shiny new paintjob.”
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Directed by Dominator Dan
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70%
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0
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241
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Alternate Vlarion 2 - Dark Anticipation by Jon Barton “Reviewing AV2 for all its new touches is like reviewing V2 all over, save for the replacement ending which sadly isn't as effective.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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70%
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0
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247
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Alternate Vlarion 3 - Echo Of Time by Jon Barton “The power of a good story in the greatest sense of the word.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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100%
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0
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289
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Directed by Mike Storch
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60%
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214
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Directed by Mike Storch
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65%
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268
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Mistake by Jon Barton “A lesser short but still one that stands its ground, and serves as a reminder that Storch is a talented director.”
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Directed by Mike Storch
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40%
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191
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The Mario Saga by Jon Barton “It's a good film, and for all its subtleties it deserves the mantle of the best Mario movie out there.”
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Directed by HMC
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60%
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0
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237
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Directed by Mike Storch
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65%
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191
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Final Fantasy: The Ultimate Epic - The First Saga by Jon Barton “God bless Greg Strnad: this is his world and he's playing by his rules.”
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Directed by Gerfro
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95%
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0
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253
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Manhattan Folds by Jon Barton “Manhattan Folds is a noble experiment, and I give credit to JP for his flair and the panache with which this was pulled off.”
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Directed by JP
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65%
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0
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228
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Jurassic Park: Undiscovered Chaos by Jon Barton “Jurassic Park: Undiscovered Chaos is a film made before its time, and being too big for its boots it end up just being pretentious.”
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Directed by James Ballard
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40%
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0
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197
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Ninja Gaiden by Jon Barton “What I really love about it is its unconvoluted talent for making my emotions crumble.”
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Directed by Gorosaurus
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100%
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0
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236
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Doom: Platinum Edition by Jon Barton “Doom is a very rich, very intelligent horror film that serves to make your skin crawl more than to out and out scare.”
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Directed by JP
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85%
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274
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Pamela by Jon Barton “Pamela is consistently entertaining, wildly accurate and is set to be a surefire classic. It's daring, it's bold, it's stupid.”
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Directed by Aaron Haynes
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100%
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312
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SATANIK by Jon Barton “It's wonderfully directed, and morally daring in a way no director has ever been.”
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Directed by Andres De La Hoz
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100%
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0
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226
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The Bird Sanctuary by Jon Barton “What's wrong with Bird Sanctuary, what's really wrong with it, is not so much a case of trying too hard as it is astonishingly underachieving.”
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Directed by Tuna Hematoma
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40%
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241
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Teh Epic Episode 1 by Jon Barton “Mike and Justin earn their stripes once more with a thoughtful piss-take on a classic genre.”
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Directed by Justin Wawrzonek
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60%
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0
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235
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Directed by Redwampa
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90%
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246
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N.U.T.S 2 by Jon Barton “Picking up where the first film left off, the sequel is infinitely superior.”
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Directed by Redwampa
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100%
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0
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274
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Actor's Day by Jon Barton “Ultimately Actor’s Day has no clear conception of what it actually wants to do or say to its audience.”
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Directed by Dominator Dan
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55%
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250
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00Dee Boned: Venison Jelly by Jon Barton “Witty, funny and very likeable, Venison Jelly is immense and enjoyable without out-staying it’s welcome.”
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Directed by Cowtacular Spleen
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70%
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378
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Moderately Confused by Jon Barton “MC is wonderfully constructed, radiantly scripted and ultimately directed in a way that outshines the first film in every way.”
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Directed by Orcus
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95%
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0
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235
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How to Save the World by Jon Barton “How To Save The World more than anything else capitalises on Tom's success, and acts as a fitting climax to his retirement.”
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Directed by Tom Saville
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80%
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0
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234
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Directed by Frogman
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85%
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336
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Directed by Mike Storch
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80%
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0
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204
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The Handmade Character by Jon Barton “The film lacks a centre of any kind, the fuel without the engine.”
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Directed by Ben Rice
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30%
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0
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291
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