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Welcome to the 3dmm.com reviews database. Listed below are reviews of 3dmm movies, written by members of our community. All 3dmm.com users are encouraged to contribute to this database when posting extensive reviews of both present and past movie releases. There are currently 522 reviews in the database.
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Whitman (DVD Edition) by Z-Man
“Whitman may not be perfect, but a lot of movies should be more like it. [DVD Edition]”
Directed by Evan
80%
0
667
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Killing Ramza Brave by Z-Man
“Hey, at least they can dream.”
Directed by Tom Bown
30%
0
594
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JDR Revival by Z-Man
“Demonstrates how a director can go through four months of intense animating for no real reason.”
Directed by Dominator Dan
45%
0
619
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LEGOZ by Andres
“Thanks for ruining toy movies.”
Directed by HMC
20%
0
911
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Jake by Andres
“This is the type of movie that sucks because you spend the whole time thinking "this could be way, way better".”
Directed by Dave Smith
20%
0
647
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Abortion by Andres
“This movie brings absolutely nothing new to the "stupid idiots who should kill themselves" short movie genre. And it makes no fucking sense at all.”
Directed by Santiago
40%
0
773
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GNOMES by Andres
“Storch's got a great handle of how to make a scene creepy, and I'm sure we'll be seeing more great stuff by him.”
Directed by Mike Storch
90%
0
616
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Shit Happens by Andres
“This is not only a step backwards; it's planting your foot on a fucking landmine and watching yourself explode in a million pieces.”
Directed by The Chinese Jew
30%
12
1289
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JDR Revival by Andres
“It's not so much that the movie is bad, it's that the potential is so visible that one can't help but bash away at all that could have been.”
Directed by Dominator Dan
50%
0
674
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Date Rape by Andres
“It gets an 4/5 in Ching-status. But with real movie standards, I'm going to have to give it a -53/5.”
Directed by The Chinese Jew
60%
0
592
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REDUX by Andres
“It's a good movie, but let's give this concept a good rest once and for all before this becomes the standard movie type for people to show off.”
Directed by Aaron Haynes
80%
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731
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Knights of Camelot by Andres
“A merely ok comedy with little use of its cool concept.”
Directed by Tom Saville
60%
1
835
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The Masters by Andres
“You want to be creative? Tell a story.”
Directed by Konrad Chan
1%
0
755
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Blood on the Dance Floor by Andres
“Please, guys. You've got talent. Do something with it.”
Directed by Hamish Gavin
30%
0
652
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Black and White by Andres
“So to sum it up: Horrible writing, horrible directing: horrible movie.”
Directed by Dave Smith
20%
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745
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The Black Woods by Andres
“An incoherent, stupid mess of a movie that is unentertaining, annoying, and just plain lame.”
Directed by Jason Nelson
20%
0
714
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Replay by Andres
“I can't imagine how you could justify this crap being released to the public. Ever.”
Directed by Ramza Brave
1%
1
875
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Pamela (MAJOR SPOILERS) by Orcus
“Overall Pamela is a movie that everyone has to see. I'm not suggesting, I'm commanding.”
Directed by Aaron Haynes
100%
0
704
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Lock 'N' Load 2 by Orcus
“A damn fine compliation that ranks up there with Andres' Unfinished Work and Woulda Coulda Shoulda.”
Directed by Gorosaurus
81%
0
517
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Uprising 1 - Ghosts Awakened by Orcus
“Fans of Vlarion will definitely NOT be disappointed.”
Directed by Aaron Haynes
85%
0
677
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Ice Cream Man by Orcus
“Not expecting much from this movie I was actually quite suprised.”
Directed by Kyle Magocs
62%
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635
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Alternate Vlarion 3 - Echo of Time by Orcus
“People really need to give this a chance and see this movie for what it really is: a great film.”
Directed by Aaron Haynes
89%
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686
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Shit Happens by Orcus
“Overall, hats off to Jeff Ching for giving us a solid drama.”
Directed by The Chinese Jew
92%
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592
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Derelict by Jon Barton
“Dark, brooding, twisted and silently threatening, this is not only the film of the festival, but the film of the year.”
Directed by Mousenator
90%
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860
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The Handmade Character by Jon Barton
“The film lacks a centre of any kind, the fuel without the engine.”
Directed by Ben Rice
30%
0
679
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Missing by Jon Barton
“A shame then it’s old turf for Storch rather than new ground.”
Directed by Mike Storch
80%
0
578
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007: Unleash the Dragon by Jon Barton
“Often intelligent, sadly deficient.”
Directed by Frogman
85%
0
754
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How to Save the World by Jon Barton
“How To Save The World more than anything else capitalises on Tom's success, and acts as a fitting climax to his retirement.”
Directed by Tom Saville
80%
0
603
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Moderately Confused by Jon Barton
“MC is wonderfully constructed, radiantly scripted and ultimately directed in a way that outshines the first film in every way.”
Directed by Orcus
95%
0
735
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00Dee Boned: Venison Jelly by Jon Barton
“Witty, funny and very likeable, Venison Jelly is immense and enjoyable without out-staying it’s welcome.”
Directed by Cowtacular Spleen
70%
0
913
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Actor's Day by Jon Barton
“Ultimately Actor’s Day has no clear conception of what it actually wants to do or say to its audience.”
Directed by Dominator Dan
55%
0
732
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N.U.T.S 2 by Jon Barton
“Picking up where the first film left off, the sequel is infinitely superior.”
Directed by Redwampa
100%
0
812
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N.U.T.S 1 by Jon Barton
“Nuts is simply put, damn fine entertainment.”
Directed by Redwampa
90%
0
644
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Teh Epic Episode 1 by Jon Barton
“Mike and Justin earn their stripes once more with a thoughtful piss-take on a classic genre.”
Directed by Justin Wawrzonek
60%
0
598
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The Bird Sanctuary by Jon Barton
“What's wrong with Bird Sanctuary, what's really wrong with it, is not so much a case of trying too hard as it is astonishingly underachieving.”
Directed by Tuna Hematoma
40%
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693
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SATANIK by Jon Barton
“It's wonderfully directed, and morally daring in a way no director has ever been.”
Directed by Andres De La Hoz
100%
0
615
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Pamela by Jon Barton
“Pamela is consistently entertaining, wildly accurate and is set to be a surefire classic. It's daring, it's bold, it's stupid.”
Directed by Aaron Haynes
100%
0
736
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Doom: Platinum Edition by Jon Barton
“Doom is a very rich, very intelligent horror film that serves to make your skin crawl more than to out and out scare.”
Directed by JP
85%
0
685
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Ninja Gaiden by Jon Barton
“What I really love about it is its unconvoluted talent for making my emotions crumble.”
Directed by Gorosaurus
100%
0
1096
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Jurassic Park: Undiscovered Chaos by Jon Barton
“Jurassic Park: Undiscovered Chaos is a film made before its time, and being too big for its boots it end up just being pretentious.”
Directed by James Ballard
40%
0
560
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