Are you going to ban me?
 

If you do can you give me information about what i can do to not get banned so i can come back in 5 years?

1. Stop making threads

Alright. I will. Promise.

Well you'll need to be careful with what you're posting.

It'd be nice if you were.

2. Don't bump threads,

Log off for five years.

GreatJob, you need to slow down. You keep making threads that are completely pointless and unfunny. In addition to that, you have a bad habit of bumping old threads (again, with completely pointless content). And in general, you're just posting way too much. 33 posts in your first two days is pretty ridiculous. My advice is to just calm down and maybe sit back and watch how other people post and get a feel for how the community works before you participate.