School desserts are bad for grown ups
 

Broooo. I know why my school doesn't make enough dessert sometimes especially the good ones. I see a lot of teachers taking ice cream from the cafetaria and some of them are over 50 years. Like dude, ice cream is poisonous to middle-aged folks like our teachers and they gonna get diabetes. My class before lunch is quite far from the cafetaria and my school do some first come first serve basis which is the most stupidest thing i have ever heard. Which means that the good food runs out quickly and I get to eat the shitty food. And no, I can't run to the cafetaria because 1. I am not a 6th grader and 2. I don't like running because the last time I ran so fast to the cafetaria, I got shin splints so I couldn't walk properly. And the most annoying part is that 2 weeks ago, I saw a 50-something year old man carrying an ice cream like no cap bro the ice cream is bad for a man his age. I swear to bruhing God if i see one old fart getting dessert and the dessert ran out by the time i collect my meal, im gonna confiscate the ice cream from that fart and eat it by myself. i am actually being serious.

If you are old, just eat some plain greek yogurt for dessert. They are better for you.

I forgot to add that school lunch workers are slow as fuck. That's another reason why dessert run out. Goddammit! My school just hire bunch of slow colored folks as lunch workers and only 1 white cafetaria manager who is very fast at serving food.

I agree with you Payton, I don't think adults should really eat sugary treats and stuff. Sorry to hear about the colored folks in your cafeteria.

You make a good point Payton, I was at the Cheesecake Factory and saw some middle aged man eating a cheesecake like that guy 100% had a heart attack.

Greek Yogurt has had a serious supply chain issue for months and months please do not disrespect your teachers like this

Payton, what age do you think someone should be forced to stop eating ice cream?

I'd say between 33-35 years old because that is when you start becoming middle aged.

There are better markers for health like not being able to run