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Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 05:06 AM

Suzi Q: Suzanne's 4th Movie
 
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Well, Suzi Q is the common phrase that just goes along in pop culture!

Q stands for "quad", and quad means 4. If you thought three wasn't enough for COMPANY, now Four brings more company to this. Suzanne really gets jealous when somebody comes to the scene in which Luka had a bad hangover after the party he went to in Scott Depot, West Virginia. Now Luka is visiting another hot girl in Washington Court House, Ohio, and makes Suzanne jealous over this.

The Suzanne tour has more cities to go to as other movies get released!

One day we might set foot in Xenia, Ohio, in which you never know what Suzanne movie that will appear in.

Theflyingcar 06-06-2014 08:14 AM

Please stop.
Clinton..stop, please

Marko Polo 06-06-2014 09:10 AM

Careful. He won't idolise you anymore if you carry on

Theflyingcar 06-06-2014 10:10 AM

Honestly i don't care

Ben Rice 06-06-2014 12:19 PM

for the last time clinton, nobody wants to see your shitty fucking movies.

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Rice
for the last time clinton, nobody wants to see your shitty fucking movies.

Do you even understand the anxiety I have over Greenville, and the anxiey I have over the subject of girls just being mentioned in general when my dad's involved in a conversation!

Well, if you suffered from anxiety that curtailed girlfriend compatibility altogether to the emotional level, then you'd understand why it feels good to make shitty short movies just to rechannel hyperactive energy.

Ben Rice, you tell me if you've been embarrassed in a manner that eliminates all fun in something, and maybe I can get a reason why you think my shit sucks!

You tell me if you think some random person is more likely to be raped than be seen again by you, and maybe there could be a reason for your resentments!

My life was hard, maybe yours was too for a different reason!

Dustin Guest 06-06-2014 04:11 PM

What the fuck are you talking about? None of those things have ANYTHING to do with why your movies suck. Your movies suck because you're lazy. You being afraid of some town and talking to women with your father have NOTHING to do with any of this. You being embarrassed about something has absolutely NO bearing on why you are a piss poor director, in the slightest.

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 04:59 PM


Another idea for just another funny song to put in a future Suzanne Short, or Shorty Q.

Roadkill Dave 06-06-2014 05:00 PM

I can see where christo was coming from

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 06:13 PM

Well, one day, the Suzanne Tour will set foot in Sault Zanne Vegas, a place where gambling addicts like to fuck around with the whores!

Trooper 06-06-2014 06:16 PM

Sometimes I get the feeling that if someone hired a prostitute for Clinton he'd probably calm down a little. She'd probably have to be into scat though.

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Trooper
Sometimes I get the feeling that if someone hired a prostitute for Clinton he'd probably calm down a little. She'd probably have to be into scat though.

maybe some fecal humor could be placed in some future movies of this series!

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 06:40 PM

You gotta love awesome scenes with horny people who like to kiss with the tongue.

Movies like this are supposed to be jokes; not serious efforts to win awards!

Theflyingcar 06-06-2014 07:03 PM

Yes. movies like this ARE jokes.

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Theflyingcar
Yes. movies like this ARE jokes.

Yeah, but I bet half the people on 3DMM.COM never even made out with anybody!

Ben Rice 06-06-2014 07:08 PM


Theflyingcar 06-06-2014 07:08 PM

not the funny jokes that you pull on your friends,
The stupid fucking horrible jokes like these "movies", fucksake.

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Theflyingcar
not the funny jokes that you pull on your friends,
The stupid fucking horrible jokes like these "movies", fucksake.

You'll see Suzanne 16, or Sweet Suzanne get released by the end of this year, probably!

You're just jealous! You don't know how Suzanne will make out by the time the 16th movie is released!

Broken Pencil 06-06-2014 07:33 PM

Does clinton even listen to me? RELEASE ALL YOUR MOVIES IN A PACK THEN STOP MAKING MOVIES EVER AGAIN.
I make better joke movies then you! and I'm fuckin 10 for god sakes!

Dustin Guest 06-06-2014 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

Movies like this are supposed to be jokes; not serious efforts to win awards!

Then, they have failed. They're like a mis-told joke, ruined by your awful, stunted delivery.

And Clinton doesn't listen to anyone unless they say something he likes. He can't take any criticism whatsoever and just flat out ignores advice. We can tell him his work is awful until we're blue in the face, but he will continue to convince himself that everyone is just jealous of him and didn't "get" his shitty joke.

Theflyingcar 06-06-2014 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton
You're just jealous!

Jealous..
JEALOUS...
JEALOUS!?
JEALOUS?!?


Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 07:52 PM

I got big ideas for these PARTY MOVIES!

I got ideas, and too bad some don't find them funny!

Ben Rice 06-06-2014 08:03 PM

NO ONE FINDS THEM FUNNY.

NO ONE.

Dustin Guest 06-06-2014 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton
I got big ideas for these PARTY MOVIES!

I got ideas, and too bad nobody finds them funny!

There. Fixed that for you.

Samurai Clinton 06-06-2014 08:20 PM

Just imagine if I ever were to make out!

Thats why creativity helps me explore the dynamics of why the tongue should interact with another tongue!

I just think it is somewhat of an insult that Greenville has to be the nearest city to Goldsboro, NC to have a Five Guys restaurant, so sometimes a movie can redirect the hyperactivity for a good cause!


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