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Well, I haven't made any pure 3DMM films for a long, long time.

But this time, I made something sketchy just for shits and giggles!

Apparently, there is a discrepancy in which this is pure 3DMM animation, but uses a .VMM file for the movie, in which V3DMM has to be used to view it.

Who the fuck is suzanne?

i...don't know who she/it might be... should i?
and why's clinton so obsessed with her/it?

You guys gotta realize that some hyperactive energy had to somehow be channeled into something constructive.

I mean, SCREW THE BUTT PIRATES FROM GREENVILLE!

I haven't made any vanilla 3DMM shorts in a while, so I made a joke of one to be funny!

Oh. Is THAT what you were going for?

There was a song called Luka by Suzanne Vega.

thats how I came up with the name Luka as a character name in this!

Fascinating.

ahaha that was actually mildly entertaining. it used entirely default scenery and was slow-moving, but did actually have a 'story'. it kind of reminded me of a default movie until the surprise 69ing scene at the end. also 'shitty limits' made me laugh.

yeah well, this time I did a deliberate approach of acting a beginner at 3DMM, since I thought some old-skool style would be awesome!

I mean, the name Suzanne is just stuck in my psyche because some asshole thought it would be a good idea to blurt out that name just to get me back into Butt Pirate City, well that attempt failed.

Besides, Suzanne of Greenville, NC is more likely to be raped by an ECU butt pirate in one month than she is to ever see me again within 5 years!

I know my methods for calculating odds of events happening!

You use that phrase "butt pirate" a lot, Clinton. Do you dislike gay people?

In this context, I was just saying "butt" before pirate to DRAMATIZE the dilemma of how pirates in general RAPE AND PILLAGE in Greenville.

It's like, obviously East Carolina calls their team THE PIRATES, and people tend to go to Greenville for very sleazy reasons, so therefore some pirates are liable to RAPE AND PILLAGE like I said.

I'm just convinced that some people out there are more likely to be raped than they are to see somebody again (depending on who).

once again you're totally missing the point clinton.

Pirates are just minions of satan who like to rape!

"butt pirate" is an insult used to describe gay people. not actual pirates. also, real life pirates care more about money than rape.

I'm just under a shitty impression about Greenville

So sometimes I look for comic relief to it.

This is what I came up with tracing the lines on Google Maps.

clinton wants to suck a sloppy dick in an airport bathroom whilst his slimy ass hole gets penetrated by larry craig, what a gayniggerfaggot!

ahahaha way to bring it up, NICK

Again. Point missed.

I gotta make more prank movies since I see some potential in a comedy or shock fest!

Maybe some shock jocks should be put in some movies of mine!

OK, I'm gonna make a SEQUEL to this movie, but this time the sequel is gonna take place in Kawkawlin, MI.