3dmm.com - The Two Boys go to see The Buzz

nah man, you just don't get jack deakin's genius

edit: haha wait, this IS copied almost word for word from the south park movie
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    STAN

                   Can I get five tickets to Terrance and

                   Phillip Asses of Fire, please?



                             TICKET GUY

                   No.



        Suddenly, all the happy music that has permeated the film

        comes to an ABRUPT HALT.



        The boys look confused.



                             KYLE

                   What'dya mean, no?



                             TICKET GUY

                   Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire is

                   rated 'R'. You kids can't get in.



        The boys look shocked. They just stand there, in silence.



                             CARTMAN

                   The hell we can't! My money is just as

                   good as any white person's!



                             TICKET GUY

                   You have to be accompanied by a parent or

                   guardian.



                             KYLE

                   But why?



                             TICKET GUY

                   Because this movie has naughty language,

                   and it might make you kids start using

                   bad words.



                             CARTMAN

                   Listen you son of a bitch, if you don't

                   let us in to see this movie I'm gonna

                   kick you square in the nuts.



                             TICKET GUY

                   Sorry, Charlie.



                             KYLE

                   Damn it!



                             TICKET GUY

                   Next, please?



        A few TEENAGERS walk up to get their tickets. The boys step

        aside.



                             STAN

                   This is terrible! This can't be

                   happening!!



                             KYLE

                   We HAVE to see this movie, dude!



                             CARTMAN

                   Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that

                   good anyway.



                             KYLE

                   Cartman! What the hell are you talking

                   about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!



                             CARTMAN

                   Yeah, but the animation's all crappy - it

                   probably can't sustain itself over ninety

                   minutes.



                             IKE

                   Poo baba!



                             STAN

                   Wait! I've got an idea!



        EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - A LITTLE LATER



        The old Homeless guy from the intro song walks up to the

        Ticket Guy with the boys.



                             HOMELESS GUY

                   Uh, hi. I want five tickets to Terrance

                   and Phillip Asses of Fire.



                             TICKET GUY

                   You realize this movie is rated R? It may

                   not be appropriate for your little ones.



                             HOMELESS GUY

                   Oh.

                       (Turning to boys)

                   Hey, he says this movie isn't appropriate

                   for you.



                             STAN

                       (Whispering)

                   Look, homeless guy, if you don't want to

                   buy us tickets, and NOT get your ten

                   bucks and NOT go buy yourself a bottle of

                   Vodka and not forget about how miserable

                   your life is and not stop the voices in

                   your head then go right ahead.



                             HOMELESS GUY

                   Five tickets please.



        The Ticket guy suspiciously hands them over.
C'MON JACK, you can do better :slant