I thought it was pretty funny when...
 

there was that thread where Red Scorpion was talking about how he likes to go out with his friends and drink and get into fights and shit because I was like "Alright, that's probably like a really brutish, tough working-class dude"


































































































































































































and that motherfucker looks like Gideon Yago:

I know about 100 people that would kill Red Scorpion if he came up to them and started talking shit like that in real life.

dont worry red - i got this:

Well Flounder, I suppose you'd have the time to search the internet looking for that comparison and generally be obsessed with me given how woefully inept at real interactions with other humans beings you are.

I'm done with this site until you losers find something else in your lives to focus on except me (as interesting as I am :) )

was that good? do we need another take?

throw in a "I'll break ur jaw u piece of shit" and you've got it DOWN.

I miss Gideon Yago

Haha, this makes it convincing.

Yeah he uses those a lot.

Red should be a contestant on Hell's Kitchen. Fucking hell that picture fits.

haha yeah the smiley face made it more authentic

Aw, yeah, that looks nothing like me man. And BR, send your black/mexican/gangster buddies over here, compared to us Scots, you guys don't really measure up, at all.

Also, I doubt you actually know 100 people, seeing as you live for the internet, you post whilst shitting.

bahaha. you queer.

Man, motherfuckers are all talk here hahaha. It's actually really pathetic that you guys would make threads dedicated to me, probably taking the piss more-so in thinking I didn't take on a group of guys outside a club and such. Seeing as I was raised into a scheme of gangs, fighting, drugs and shit, I've basically had to adapt, I'd love to see a lot of you guys wandering around my parts and holding your own, really, I would. And then, seeing as most of you live in America, you all have licenses for guns and all that so you all must feel really safe and cosy haha!

EDIT: But yeah, pretty sure I had enough proof posted about the fight, I merely brought it up to contribute to the thread where some guy couldn't hold his own, or for that matter, take a punch. Living in America, Cananda and shit must be reaaaaal easy.

Go buy a tapout shirt you asshole.

Nah man, my friend has one of those, makes him look like a try hard, then again, he does pretend to do MMA and such. But yeah Opheox, didn't you post a picture recently of yourself? You look like a thumb dude.

EDIT: Also, have any of you guys even seen me, other than those deliberately picked photos from Bown and Nickson? I don't tend to be very photogenic, but they done a fairly good job in picking my worst ones.

nah brah I'll fuck you up good and proper yo, me and my peeps don't like a fair one either we'll get all on you all criminal n shit man.

Cool story bro!

yea whatever, pussy.

Ever seen one?

yea your girls and your moms.

Man, even my girlfriend would knock seven shades of shit out of you ahahaha!

red def isnt serious, hes just trolling

edit: never mind, I'm not going to bother talking to him anymore.

You gotta choose your battles, man.