M&M's Please Help!!
 

Hi Guys,

I have got a job at the M&M's animation group and they want me to come up with an entirely original commercial. It has to have:
The M&M characters in
Fully Related to M&M's
Appeal to children mainly

Please help I only have a month!

By the way no stupid answers sometimes there's just no need to post!

:D

THAT'S WOT I MEAN!! ANNOYIN POSTS LIKE DAT!!!

maybe have the m&m guys perform a freestyle with Eminem!

seriously though is this for real? you look like you're about 14 in your profile picture

i'm 16, 15 in my profile pic. they came to my skwl and they sed they were recruiting so i put my name down

If you have to ask other people for ideas, you shouldn't have signed up.

errrmmmm.. they accepted me out of 400 ppl

based on what? they accepted you over 400 other people without you even proposing an idea? are you sure this isn't some kind of scam?

basically this guy came into my skwl and gave a presentation to all the guys studyin computer animation. he then sed about how he is lookin for an apprentice. we had to fill in and application form with our expreince, skills .etc and he chose 10 ppl and i was one of them. i am almost certain this ain't a scam

anyway we're off topic i need ideas

30 seconds of the red one coiling a shit onto the yellow one

Ok, so check this out. The red M&M is sitting on the couch playing video games when the yellow M&M comes into the door. He's wearing a brown hat and jacket which he takes off and hangs up while complaining how hard work is. Then, he gets a massive boner, and the red M&M just sucks the shit out of his dick!! I mean he's really going at it. At the end, the yellow M&M cums chocolate all over the red one, and then the red one takes a giant chocolate shit on the floor as the M&M's logo is shown.

i cant even handle reading your posts without thinking you're a 9 year old on somebodies cell phone, You have a full keyboard in front of you.. SPEAK ENGLISH DAWG

And yeah, what Slade said.. If you cant come up with ideas on ur own, whats the point.

If you have experience and skills enough for someone to choose you as an apprentice you should be able to come up with an idea.

You should have just a dude eating one of the M&M's, but it's one of those huge ones on the commercial that talks. But yeah, just show the guy casually munching on it while the M&M is just SHRIEKING in horrible agony. Then have the slogan be, "M&M's. Fuck it." Maybe mix this with Br's idea somehow, because the kids probably would be more responsive if there was an M&M dick in there somewhere.

have the M&M guys going up to a bunch of 'Smarties', and just kicking the shit out of them, and curb stomping them. then the cops show up and there's chocolate gore and broken candy shells all over the street, and the M&M's get put in prison fo life.

Smarties could kick the shit out of M&M's any day of the week.

The red m&m and the green girl m&m are sitting in the living room watching Tv. (because they're married). Red says, "Honey, what the hell is that?" as he looks over and notices a small bite mark on Green. After a short silence, cut to Yellow in his apartment as Red busts through the door and beats him with a wrench. the camera pans away and as we see chunks of peanut and yellow shell hitting the floor. Then cut to a crispy blue m&m naked in bed. There's someone under the sheets, sucking his dick, and we see that it's Green. She's got a ring of chocolate around her lips as she sits up.

M&M. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

me smacking the green m&m up

This is pretty good. I like how you involved all the characters.

HE FORGOT ORANGE

You have somehow landed a chance to work with the M&Ms animation group to make a new commercial, which is a FANTASTIC opportunity for a young person who would like something to put on their C.V to help them get further in a creative career later in life.
You have come to this forum to get us to give you ideas.
You don't deserve to have this opportunity you lazy unimaginative shit.

I hate you.

peanut butter is the best kind of m&m

definitely need to involve gay sex. that's all the rage these days

have them beating the fuck out of reese's pieces