Fun on Omegle
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: aye nigga
You: this Steve get me a record deal B
You: I do raps
You: my raps connect to a niggas brain and make him wanna straight up fuck
You: my raps is nasty yo
You: my raps be talkin about a womens pussy parts y'heard me
You: like the Predator's face part
You: and the clit
You: and the tunnel
You: thems the 3 main parts of the female pussy son, word up
Stranger: fuck u!
You: I gets all up in that pussy and beat it like mike no doubt
You: im talkin bout pow pow pow pow pow pow
You: pow
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You: pow
You: y'heard me
Stranger: pow pow bow!
You: violate that pussy, b
You: hell yeah nigga pow
You: pow pow
You: bust the fuck up out that pussy son
Stranger: black eyes
You: hell yeah nigga you wanna be my rapping partner?
You: my rapping name is Nigga Steve
You: whatcho rapping name nucka?
Stranger: 我不帅你!
You: nigga ima make yo rapping name Nigga-Cake Jones, aight?
You: bust one Nigga-Cake Jones
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You: aye nigga we can do this shit all day
You: keep sending that shit mah nig
You: I fucked yo moms, B
You: ...
You: you don't know how to disconnect do you?
Stranger: 靠!
Stranger: 滚!
You: hell yeah Nigga Cake Jones that freestyle was TIGHT cuh
You: you the shit Nigga Cake Jones, I love you
Stranger: 去你的
Stranger: 我不鸟你
Stranger: 人妖变态臭狗屎!
You: YOU CAME UP WITH THAT SHIT OFF THE DOME NIGGA CAKE??
You: THAT SHIT IS LIKE NOT EVEN WORDS DAWG
You: HOW YOU TYPIN ALL THAT SHIT LOOKIN ALL PRETTY AND SHIT??

"NIGGA-CAKE JONES FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 人妖变态臭狗屎!"

Can we pretend like i'm really drunk for this thread or something?

Actually you know what, fuck you guys. Nigga-Cake Jones rolls off of the tongue SO nicely. I wanna make sweet love to that name.

Rick Ross needs to change his name to Nigga-Cake Jones.



Yo dis Nigga-Cake



...Oh, um i'm sorry is Mr. Ross currently available?



Nah iss Nigga-Cake now, fam. Nigga-Cake Jones.



...Nigger-Cake Jones.



Say it...hold it in yo mouf fuh' a second and give it a taste. Nigga-Cake Jones.



Nigger-Cake Jones, okay I like that. Um-

hahahaha

Best part:

Ima real raw nigga tryin' to get up in yo blouse, baby feel dat chocolate nigga-cake all up in yo mouf



* BLERP-beeeeeeeeeerp-BLERP-beeeeeeeerp-BLERP * Oh don't hurt 'em, Cake. That's the shit right there

Music Video for David Banner ft. Nigga Cake Jones- Pike Position B*tches:



Work it like a nigga straight lickin' on your pearl, bend it ova let me see that pike position girl





Hell yeah im finna get up in yo pike position world.





Get it Cake



N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NIGGA-CAKE JONES! HIT IT FROM THE BACK TIL SHE FEEL IT IN HER BONES!

HAHAHAHAH i fucking love this, what the fuck are u on buddy

fuck omegle, it's chat roulette now

ahahahhaha nigga cake jones

Lord forgive me I'm a sinnah, oatmeal in da winta