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i am a fucking combat philosopher maggot i am the most superior being on this planet if you want to fuck with me you do it on MY terms because my terms are the only terms worth being followed. this isn't a debate - will destroy you with my fists of glorious rage, maggot. bow down to the best; me.

sorry about your small penis

I can't tell if Zach's being really dumb in this thread, really critical or just making some kinda meta-jokes that are going over my head

i haven't even read the thread dude

also i have no idea who mod dude actually is

that's because your crappy third-world country has no education system. leave it to marines like me to be literate and intelligible

this is true and i am quoting the proof

pff. Rank: Lt. Colonel! Regiment: Special Air service, "Who dares wins" or as most popularly known...the Sas. Shut the fuck up you stupid, stupid navvie.

Edit: You're army sucks and you're just trying to make it seem better. (no offense Steve adair, because You're great.)

i'm marine force recon. i'd absolutely destroy you and your shitty regiment. i bet you're not even part of the 21st because you're too much of a pussy to be a real trooper. i'm not talking about your call of duty rank, bitch. i'd destroy you

get the fuck out of my forum, pussy. only real men are allowed.

p.s. it's a good thing i'm not in the army because i'm a man --- i mean marine

Marine force recon??? Get out you stupid coward. You've never been in the thick of the fray.

Wooo! Go australia! (I hope you're taking sides....)

I hope that answers your question

sorry, you must not be intelligent enough to know that everything we do is under-the-radar so i can't tell you what i've done, but i can tell you this: i've done some pretty substantial things in my life to protect my country (and yours, which i regret, because people like you don't deserve to live), unlike you and your shitty pansy regiment that never does anything except take credit for stuff we do

So you can have a nice swim in between your pussy missions...oooh how lovely! Wish I could do that Whilst I'm doing my job...

whoa, lad. Your army is 400-odd years old. Our is..1800 years old. You have not anywhere near the amount of experience we have...nor do you protect us. We protect you! You stupid yankies who drag us into every war you want to go to. You have no credit, You take not only our credit, but the credit of every other army fighting for the civillised world, and you're not in the military judging by the amounts of time available to you to say shit on the internet.

You SUCK :)

1. Dick Waving Contest

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An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Not allowed to. I'm under the secrects act. Not even if you removed me bollocks.

oh look at me my regiment is 1800 years old, therefore that falls back on my own personal experience. oh, wait, it doesn't

you're not fooling anyone here - you're not in the sas, and even if you were, you certainly wouldn't be bragging about it. if you were in the sas, you wouldn't be a trooper because your boiling point is too low because you're too much of a pansy to comprehend what self-control is, unless of course you're trying to pull that whole "tough-guy-from-the-internet" routine, in which case you're a joke because you don't look tough at all.

i'd destroy you in any combat fathomable because i was trained to never lose; unlike you, who isn't trained not to die, but to save hostages (or in your case; trained to fix the target building after you demolish the hell out of it and kill everyone in the process)

1.) You have just completely reversed what I said to you- you're a choded gamer who's around 11 years old.

2.) Your country is a shithole filled with immigrants. At least we can have some control

3.) How come you're so familliar with this "tough guy from the internet routine?" gee, I wish I knew my way around like you...

4.) A member of the special forces does not have the time that you seem to have procured to spend on the internet. Most of my time is spend either at the Brecon beacons or on salisbury plain training squaddies. I have little or no time in the barracks (luckily I have the weekend off) and otherwise I'm in the stan, while you're gaming in America claiming that you, a stupid wannabe hard man, are a proffessional soldier. I will not take that. I would like to know your apparent rank right now, mr fucking hard arsed delta...shit.

I brag? God, I'd like to see your dictionary mate.

i'm not a soldier, idiot. a soldier would indicate that i am in the army. i'm a marine. there's a big difference. someone with special military knowledge like you would be smart enough to comprehend the difference, but you aren't smart enough and therefore your ploy has been seen through once again

why would you lie about being an army man thats pretty pathetic tbh