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Slime 06-11-2010 04:40 AM

kinda funny


Michael Jeffrey 06-11-2010 06:23 AM

Haha yeah I kinda laughed


Slade 06-11-2010 12:50 PM

okay I want one of these

Trooper 06-11-2010 12:55 PM

Hahaha.
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Originally Posted by Slade's Link
Phoneballs, a new protective case for the iPhone, allows even the hippest urbanite to tell the world that they recognize the scrotal sack as an endless source of hilarity.


Phil Williamson 06-11-2010 02:35 PM

haha what?? Achewood came up with this four years ago

Tuna Hematoma 06-11-2010 03:52 PM

http://ca.movies.yahoo.com/feature//...how-fight.html

Trooper 06-11-2010 03:56 PM

Agh. It's really awkward:


Tuna Hematoma 06-11-2010 03:57 PM

Picard's jokes weren't funny, but he's absolutely right about that fat guy. Get out of the fucking frame.

AR-Raven 06-11-2010 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
Picard's jokes weren't funny, but he's absolutely right about that fat guy. Get out of the fucking frame.


Air Rick 06-11-2010 06:18 PM


Slime 06-11-2010 07:35 PM

yeah its too bad picards jokes were so dumb, cause that fat guy sucked.

Slime 06-11-2010 07:35 PM


Tuna Hematoma 06-12-2010 03:18 AM

Alright, so, I'm finally going to be on the "last video" tomorrow (I did the legs and back video yesterday and my legs can't move today, so yet another day of rest... ugh, did the ab stuff though, so it's something).

And, I dunno if this is a normal thing, but after sweating like a beast, when the sweat dries, my hair looks GORGEOUS. I should probably shower after, but sometimes I am too tired to stand so I sit for awhile and if the sweat dries, it makes me hair all sexy looking.

Skittlebrau 06-12-2010 04:06 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/06/11...le+Feedfetcher

For some reason, I thought this was just such a cool story. Like, its a really simple, good scheme, but with really obvious clues. I bet it was really cool to be the detective that pieced it together.

Air Rick 06-12-2010 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
when the sweat dries, my hair looks GORGEOUS. I should probably shower after, but sometimes I am too tired to stand so I sit for awhile and if the sweat dries, it makes me hair all sexy looking.


Same damn thing happens to me whenever I get out of the gym. That's too funny. I thought I was just being crazy.

AR-Raven 06-12-2010 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
"last video"


AR-Raven 06-12-2010 06:51 AM

No, shampoo and conditioner are both complete shams. They don't do anything for your hair except wash out the natural oils that make your hair thick and healthy. You get those oils and minerals back when you sweat a lot. I will probably never stop using them though because I feel dirty without shampooing. I'm addicted.

Mabdog 06-12-2010 04:52 PM

yeah.. that was hard to watch.

That guy's a piece of shit.

Shaun 06-12-2010 07:17 PM

a post about jerking off
 
I remember.. this had to have been 3 or 4 years ago or more.

Way back when, I used to just, aim and point directly into the toilet because I hated dealing tissues. well one time, after finishing, I took a moment to look at the spunk in the water.. and I noticed there were 3 or 4 sperms that were HUGE. Normally (obviously) you can't see individual sperms, but this time.. that's just what I saw. They were like teeny tiny tadpoles.

Tuna Hematoma 06-12-2010 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun
I remember.. this had to have been 3 or 4 years ago or more.

Way back when, I used to just, aim and point directly into the toilet because I hated dealing tissues. well one time, after finishing, I took a moment to look at the spunk in the water.. and I noticed there were 3 or 4 sperms that were HUGE. Normally (obviously) you can't see individual sperms, but this time.. that's just what I saw. They were like teeny tiny tadpoles.


but seriously, lohr, what are you going to do with that $100?

Shaun 06-12-2010 07:22 PM

i obviously have no shame here you didn't have to quote that

Slime 06-12-2010 07:39 PM

I thought you were wrong but
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A more simple way to see semen, with out the akwardness of looking threw a microscope. You get a half full bottle of water, and simply extract your semen into the bottle. Remove the wrapper and hold the bottle upside down in light, and focus using the curved top to magnafy the wate. As you are doing this you may see little worm things swimming around in the water. (hint-the less water, the less room there is for the semen go go so you can see them better)
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ugh there is no way I'm doing that. I don't want to see them.

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
but seriously, lohr, what are you going to do with that $100?

Haha I dunno. Its still in my PayPal account.

Shaun 06-12-2010 07:47 PM

a trick of light might explain it. that's good.

NearHi 06-12-2010 11:35 PM

I used to have a blacklight in my bedroom when I was around 15-16.
Semen doesn't glow.

AR-Raven 06-13-2010 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow
I used to have a blacklight in my bedroom when I was around 15-16.
Semen doesn't glow.

sucks for you, that's the first stage of instant death syndrome


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