New Stats Section
 

I've finally added the stats section. I actually coded most of this over a year ago, and filed it away for some reason that I can't even remember anymore.

I devised a scheme that caches every query in a separate database table. These caches expire after 24 hours, meaning that a particular query can only be run no more than once a day. This prevents people from inadvertently hammering the server to death with resource intensive queries. However, it also causes thread and post counts to not really be 'live', despite being dynamically generated. I doubt you'll notice though.

Enjoy.

http://www.3dmm.com/stats.php

I rate movies like a mofo.

edit -the 2nd most downloaded movie in 2008 was Penis Penis Vagina 2? I hate you all. (I should totally be nominated for best voice actor for THAT movie)

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Yeah, sorry, I just remembered why I never finished it. There's a few open security risks I need to patch up.

well shit
I'll check back in three more years I guess

Aww you even took down the one I was able to view :(

Hahah what the hell? This section was actually up for a day? At least its making progress!

It's back.

Some of the user stuff is gone :[

Very nice work!

Two of the reports are missing because they were causing spikes on the server load.

I love how the Top Review is rated 1%.

Congrats, Goat. It's all looking nice.

And the 4th Top Review gave an Overall Score of -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999/5

Who's 44 years old? He's not displayed in the Oldest Users section.

its probably sutt steve

It could be a bot account. I don't think suttsteve is active anymore.

nice work Goat!

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