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Red Venom 05-08-2009 02:44 AM

so i just came back from fenway and the sox owned the indians

Red Venom 05-08-2009 02:47 AM

so ramirez was taking roids ?



"didnt mean to double post"

Breed 05-08-2009 04:21 AM

some sort of womanly fertility drug

either to end his steroid cycle, or because it was just Manny being Mini

Matt McGowan 05-08-2009 11:03 AM

If something about Pujols comes out, baseball is finished.

Happyjuice 05-08-2009 02:08 PM

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Breed 05-09-2009 12:16 AM

A-Rod. First pitch tonight 3 run homer

:I

Tuna Hematoma 05-10-2009 02:52 AM

Mets are now first in their division (kinda sad).

Scott Downs almost made me sad.

Phil Williamson 05-10-2009 03:51 AM


Opheox 05-10-2009 06:40 PM

New Mets Av and Sig!


someone guess the Met!

Orcus 05-10-2009 06:41 PM

The latino one.

Phil Williamson 05-10-2009 08:37 PM

the fucker whose one intentional walk this week is making me lose a gay category in our fantasy league

Tuna Hematoma 05-10-2009 08:39 PM

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Matt McGowan 05-10-2009 08:55 PM

figures you'd grab a Mets sig and avatar the day they get into first place

Opheox 05-10-2009 09:33 PM

Wrong! It's Carlos Beltran!

Opheox 05-21-2009 12:20 AM

name the player:

A_____

Tuna Hematoma 05-21-2009 03:48 AM

haha, POOHOLES.

F'n Dodgers... and f'n Red Sox.

edit - someone needs to tell the Yankees to stfu

Breed 05-23-2009 04:41 AM

http://coadyf.blogspot.com/ OH LOOK I STARTED A BLOG ABOUT THE SPORT I LOVE SO VERY MUCH.

Orcus 05-23-2009 01:46 PM

Way to change the url TWICE, dickhole.

Breed 05-23-2009 08:15 PM

your face

Tuna Hematoma 05-28-2009 02:12 AM

Jays :(

Orcus 05-28-2009 04:24 AM

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...=.jsp&c_id=mlb

At this rate, the Gatorade dispenser in the Cubs dugout will not last the entire season.

Carlos Zambrano attacked it with a bat on Wednesday after he was ejected in the seventh inning for arguing a close play at the plate with home-plate umpire Mark Carlson in the Cubs' 5-2 win over the Pittsburgh Pirates.

"That was pretty impressive," Chicago's Milton Bradley said of Zambrano's animated antics. "That was on a Bradley level."

Tuna Hematoma 05-28-2009 04:58 AM

'roid rage

Orcus 05-28-2009 05:37 PM


Orcus 06-01-2009 01:18 AM

Anyone wanna join a midseason Yahoo league? Tuna's friend's league gave me an idea to make a league of scoring just the dumb stats as a joke. We need two more slots. Stat scoring categories are:

Hitting
Intentional Walks
Hit By Pitch
Ground Into Double Play
Net Stolen Bases
Stolen Base Percentage
Hitting for the Cycle
Grand Slam Home Runs
Outfield Assists
Double Plays Turned
Catcher Interference

Pitching
Pitching Appearances
Outs
Total Batters Faced
Balks
Holds
Pitch Count
Triples Allowed
Pickoffs
Relief Appearances
No Hitters
Perfect Games
Inherited Runners Scored

It's gonna be Rotisserie style so there is no head to head, just constantly changing rankings.

Phil Williamson 06-01-2009 04:05 AM

hahaha sure

I have no idea how I would draft for that though

Orcus 06-01-2009 04:45 AM

Just like regular I guess, though you can sort for the "leaders" in some of these stats beforehand. I swapped out net stolen bases for caught stealing and added relief losses. What's your email, Phil?

Phil Williamson 06-01-2009 06:44 AM

I don't have it, just send me an invite via carrier pigeon

Whitey 06-04-2009 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orcus
198 more strikeouts till Howard hits the elusive 200.


Update: He's on pace for 204 for the season. It could happen this year.

Breed 06-04-2009 05:56 AM

hahahahah

Tuna Hematoma 06-08-2009 10:07 AM

Halladay is still the best pitcher in baseball!!!!!!!

Breed 06-08-2009 06:27 PM

I hope he wins 30 games, how awesome would that be

Whitey 06-10-2009 12:40 AM

I just picked up Andrew McCutchen off waivers. You guys are all dead. He's going to be a star.

Breed 06-10-2009 01:15 AM

who is the first place team?

Tuna Hematoma 06-10-2009 01:17 AM

Qaz

Breed 06-10-2009 01:22 AM

IM COMING FO RYOU QAZ

Tuna Hematoma 06-10-2009 01:23 AM

I don't think he even remembers he's part of this league.

Tuna Hematoma 06-12-2009 12:37 AM

Best name on the back of a jersey?

Orcus 06-12-2009 12:47 AM

Aaahaha

Opheox 06-12-2009 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
Best name on the back of a jersey?



lol, me and my friends have him on our MLB 2k9 team. hes so sick. and they just miniaturize his name on his jersey in the game

Opheox 06-12-2009 02:17 AM

I hope it feels good Matt Mcgowan. I hope you look at the wad of chew in Ibanez` cheek and wish it was your wrinkly ball sack. I dislike you.

Tuna Hematoma 06-12-2009 04:04 AM

it's a wad of steroids

Matt McGowan 06-12-2009 11:42 AM



"I RIKE HITTING HOME LUNS!"
















"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Matt McGowan 06-12-2009 06:34 PM


Matt McGowan 06-12-2009 06:36 PM

Quote:

Team 2009 payroll

1. New York Yankees - $201,449,189
2. New York Mets - $149,373,987
3. Chicago Cubs - $134,809,000
4. Boston Red Sox - $121,745,999
5. Detroit Tigers - $115,085,145
6. Los Angeles Angels - $113,709,00
7. Philadelphia Phillies - $113,004,046

http://www.getlisty.com/preview/2009-mlb-team-payrolls/

bahahahahahaha


And remember this? Last year?

Quote:

His teammates noticed, too, and one, Carlos Beltrán, usually a cinch to win the clubhouse superlative Least Likely to Say Something Provocative, felt emboldened enough by Santana’s presence to draw attention from the $137.5 million man by proclaiming that the Mets were “the team to beat.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/17/sp...ll/17mets.html

That was the year the Phillies went to the Championship and won the Championship of Baseball. Do you remember that Opheo? It was like, last year, when Carlos Beltran said that. The same year the Phillies won the Championship. The Championship of Baseball.

hehe

Opheox 06-12-2009 08:57 PM

the phillies won the championship of balls.

Tuna Hematoma 06-12-2009 09:56 PM

The Phillies beat the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

Allergic 2 Life 06-12-2009 10:27 PM

baseball SNORE

Tuna Hematoma 06-13-2009 03:02 AM

REALLY CASTILLO... REALLY

Opheox 06-13-2009 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
REALLY CASTILLO... REALLY



:(

Whitey 06-14-2009 01:20 AM

HE DROPPED THE BALL


Tuna Hematoma 06-14-2009 01:38 AM

He did better today.


and lol at Houston waiving Nieve... the guy looked great.

Whitey 06-14-2009 01:53 AM

The Phillies are looking really sloppy tonight. Youk stealing 3rd was hilarious.

Tuna Hematoma 06-14-2009 10:01 PM

Holy crap Santana.

Whitey 06-16-2009 01:48 AM



I have no words

Breed 06-16-2009 02:11 AM

ahhaa third time that has happened IIRC

Whitey 06-16-2009 02:24 PM

Trot Nixon did it a while back, but with him you just felt bad because he's an awesome guy.

But the way Milton Bradley poses there. After catching a routine fly ball. Looking cocky for no reason whatsoever. It's just perfect.

Tuna Hematoma 06-28-2009 03:20 AM


GO NEW YORK SKY. GHOSTBUSTERS 3!!!!!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Whitey
Trot Nixon did it a while back, but with him you just felt bad because he's an awesome guy.

But the way Milton Bradley poses there. After catching a routine fly ball. Looking cocky for no reason whatsoever. It's just perfect.

I think he did that pose because earlier he made 1 or 2 errors because he lost the ball in the sun, so when he finally caught a ball he was all "FINALLY" and then he was all "d'oh"

Whitey 06-30-2009 05:15 AM

This site is fantastic:

http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/index.html

Tuna Hematoma 06-30-2009 10:26 PM



EDIT - the picture of the size of balls is wrong. Canadian football uses bigger balls... cuz we have bigger balls.

Beast 06-30-2009 11:25 PM

http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflo...nfo-randy.html

Breed 07-01-2009 03:48 AM

Red Sox were beating Orioles 10-1, lost 11-10

biggest comeback in Orioles history :-*

Tuna Hematoma 07-01-2009 06:28 AM

Mets with another terrible night. GO JAYS GO... they're sucking too... :(

Opheox 07-01-2009 10:37 PM

Mets Win. whoopdie doo now were only 1 game under 500

Tuna Hematoma 07-01-2009 11:06 PM

WE SCORED A RUN! WE SCORED A RUN!!!

Tuna Hematoma 07-07-2009 03:26 AM

Holy shit, Philadelphia :horrified

Whitey 07-23-2009 08:19 PM

MARK BUEHRLE IS ON MY TEAM

Tuna Hematoma 07-29-2009 02:43 AM

I don't really understand why Wright gets all this talk about him being gay. Like, it's fun to joke about it and everything, but cmon, there's no way the dude is gay.






















Steve Adair 07-29-2009 03:15 AM

im an avid padres fan...i know.

i got season tickets so i go to a bunch of games, nothing more brutal then watching a team that has no chance to compete for a couple of seasons at least.

Tuna Hematoma 07-29-2009 05:09 AM

Jays win 2 world series in a row and then lose for 15 straight years.

Breed 07-29-2009 05:25 AM

i live in arizona.

so i have to watch the diamondbacks.

Orcus 07-29-2009 05:38 AM


"The Diamondbacks are the best team in the history of baseball. Forever"

Matt McGowan 07-29-2009 07:19 PM


Breed 07-29-2009 07:38 PM

that's pretty huge

also if the red sox get halladay i will cry

Steve Adair 07-30-2009 01:50 AM

mlb needs a salary cap

Breed 08-08-2009 04:52 AM

Tonight' Red Sox @ Yankees is why baseball is the best sport ever.

Whitey 08-08-2009 05:50 AM

That was a crushing loss. Great game though, jumped off my couch when JD Drew caught that ball.

Breed 08-08-2009 05:59 AM

we all did. we all did.

Tears started strolling down my face when I thought Victor Martinez hit a homer

Opheox 08-08-2009 11:16 AM

the mets are fucking disgraceful. I can't fucking believe that blown save. Fucking holy christ mets. fuck you. fuck you all day. DO SOMETHING. FIGURE IT OUT.

Phil Williamson 08-09-2009 08:59 AM

hooray the Mariners got Jack Wilson
World Series here we come!

Breed 08-10-2009 06:01 AM

hahahahha

Breed 08-10-2009 06:01 AM

How about that series Whitey? Was that not some gorgeous baseball? Fucking damn, we won't see something that great again for years

Steve Adair 08-10-2009 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opheox
the mets are fucking disgraceful. I can't fucking believe that blown save. Fucking holy christ mets. fuck you. fuck you all day. DO SOMETHING. FIGURE IT OUT.


hahahahh to my padres. K ROD BLOWS. TO EVERETH CABRERA AKA SIR SCRAPS A LOT

Opheox 08-10-2009 06:26 AM

your team is still in contention for the worst record in baseball.

Steve Adair 08-10-2009 06:30 AM

no way we are having a worse record than the nationals, especially since we 8-3 in our last 11 games and showing signs of improvement. we also dont have the luxury of an enormous payroll resulting in a huge disappointment.

2009 payrolls

padres (2nd to last) $43,734,200
mets (2nd in MLB) $149,373,987

Opheox 08-10-2009 06:41 AM

The nats are on an 8 game winning streak.


and the Mets are extremely injured. so don't even talk aboit our payroll. all our stars are injured. If Reyes, Beltran, Putz, Delgado, Wagner, Nieve, etc. were playing Things would be a lot different.

Steve Adair 08-10-2009 06:48 AM

nieves?!?? hes been having an okay fluke season still too young to tell, wagners past his prime. putz has been terrible all year long. still should be playing .500 ball.

Tuna Hematoma 08-16-2009 02:21 AM

haha, now Wright is injured... GO METS GO!!!

Who needs Beltran, Delgado, Reyes and Wright anyway?

edit - Putz has been injured almost all year. That's all the Mets like to do. They sign guys to big contracts and they almost always get injured.

K-Rod and Santana have been falling apart lately. I think they just don't care because there's no point in trying to help the team win. Mets are by far the worst team in baseball. I mean, yeah, they'd probably lose with all the injured and everything, but the whole team just doesn't give a shit.

I told this to Breed when it happened. Castillo's error against the Yankees that cost the Mets the game could be shown as an example of what happened to the Mets this season.

Breed 08-16-2009 08:07 AM

It sucks. It really does. I really thought that Frankie and Putz were gonna put them over the top.

Next year they can be dangerous, though.

Steve Adair 08-16-2009 09:09 AM

"next year"....

Tuna Hematoma 08-16-2009 02:23 PM

Mets still need pitching. I mean, Santana and K-Rod is all they have. Every other pitcher is 4th-5th starter at best (Maine is decent, but I'm not convinced of his abilities yet and Pelfrey is overrated) and the rest of the bullpen (even from what I've seen from Putz when he was healthy) is not very good.

They also need to learn how to play defense.

They also need to learn how to bat.

They also need to learn how to not get injured.

They also need a coaching staff that isn't a joke.

They also need to stop sucking.

Opheox 08-16-2009 06:15 PM

were playing like the Indians in "Major League" with this roster.

And if Wright gets put on the DL I'm gonna flip the fuck out

Dominator Dan 08-16-2009 06:30 PM

i think they should cut some football player salaries, recession solved!

Tuna Hematoma 08-19-2009 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opheox
And if Wright gets put on the DL I'm gonna flip the fuck out

DID YOU FLIP OUT?

Opheox 08-19-2009 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma
DID YOU FLIP OUT?



I killed 5 families and was working on my 6th when I happened to catch the Mets score 8 runs on 10 hits with 13 batters coming to the plate about 10 min ago.

Opheox 08-19-2009 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominator Dan
i think they should cut some football player salaries, recession solved!


baseball players make more then football players. as there is no salary cap in baseball.

Damage Jackal 08-19-2009 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opheox
baseball players make more then football players. as there is no salary cap in baseball.

note that dominator dan is english

Matt McGowan 08-21-2009 11:26 AM

so im pretty muched obsessed with this game.

anyone who is all about stats and shit, this is a must try

http://www.sportsmogul.com/games/baseball2k10.html

Orcus 08-21-2009 03:18 PM

Hey Matt wanna take a stab at how many runs the Phils and Mets score this series? I'm going with Phils: 30, Mets: 4

Tuna Hematoma 08-21-2009 03:30 PM

naw man, Mets are going to score 6.

Orcus 08-21-2009 03:39 PM

Maybe not if they release Sheffield. For a team starved of offense I dunno why they don't keep him around until at least the end of the season.


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