Post about your mom
 

My mum has been running an internet business for about a decade but has no idea how to use FTP programs.

i love my moms cooking...

My mum makes really amazing chili, and her spaghetti bolognese is pretty good too but Liam Brocklehurst's mum makes it better :3

what's with the face? Do you regard Mrs Brocklehurst as a 'MILF', Tom?

i would fuck your mom.

hahahaha, nope, it was a "i'm basically insulting my mum" kind of face

ps. no offence liam but :yell

My mum likes purple.

i mom's kitchen has this blue and copper theme

Dad thread = cool
Mom thread = creepy and weird

a little i guess, cuz ur supposed to idolize ur dad

This sums up everything about mine:

ahaaa, cool!
And Realz, shhh!

I would bone my mum.

My mom has worked for Crayola for at least 10 years. First in the plant (she worked on a marker machine), then she moved to being a systems whatever and just recently she's moved to mid-IT. I have lots of crayons and all kinds of Crayola bullshit lying around my house.

My mom was a lunch lady at my high school for a few months. She didn't like it.

My mom payed for half my jetski.

My mom walked out on my dad once before I was born. Probably would've been for the best lol!

My mom lost one of her two front teeth when her sister cracked her in the mouth when they were playing at a young age. And when I say lost, I mean quite literally they couldn't find the tooth. She has a fake there that looks pretty terrible, quite honestly.

My mom makes the best Kamikazes I've ever had. (Triple sec, vodka, lime juice)

I'm much less comfortable with this thread. Something about this is somehow making it awful.

I dont like this thread
but then I see Nokes made the thread.
so it makes sense

lets talk about nokes's mum

well, why should it make u feel uncomfortable, we posted about half our parents, why not the other half?

Pourquois?

Noke's mom sounds like the kind of girl i'd like to anally intrude upon.

Noke's mom can sing Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando while she gives you head.




She doesn't because she's so ugly no one will let her suck their dick.

However, occassionally some ugly guys do get so intoxicated, that they will nasally penetrate her.

i meant bowns mom, theres no way in hell i would ever fuck your mom.:lol

What about Noke's mom?