Pickup lines that never fail, by Flounder. (add your own)
 

1.) You look like a CAKE, baby. Like a fucking beautiful-ass cake that I just wanna FUCK. Let me FUCK THAT CAKE. Mffff, girl you don't even KNOW.

2.) I'd fuck that face until the sun comes up, baby. I don't give a FUCK. MFFF, goddamn girl you don't even KNOW.

3.) Girl, what kinda panties you got on? LOOK and then tell me, I know you already know but LOOK first. When can I hit it? MFFFF GIRL YOU DONT EVE-AHHHHH FUCK

4.) Feed me like a baby! Let me suck on your titties, can you milk? MFFFF GIRL OH MY GAHHHHHARRRR

5.) LET ME JUST FUCK IT.

6.) EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.


It's like an art. Most guys are too uptight to just fucking SAY IT. Y'know? Just EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANNA DO TO HER AT THE VERY SECOND and just blurt it the fuck out. Just nyaAAAAAARGH LET ME FUCK SOME OF THAT FACE. Don't be afraid, just SAY IT. She'll be into it if you're sincere.

I can guarantee that these lines all work

Tried #5, and we're going bowling tomorrow. Thanks Flounder!

Frequent user of #6, can vouch for its success.

number 2 has had me fucking many a face

hahah these rule

are you fucking kidding me? :annoyed

LET ME JUST FUCK IT.

hahahahahahahhahahah... oh boy..

mffff, girl you dont even know anything

did i do it right?

The one that always works for me is taking off your belt and saying:

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way"

"hey baby, I post on 3dmm.com"

.cum*

free me ram ram butt cum

well, it's better than cool 3dmm shit

This one worked for me you guys
'Will you marry me' :cool

"I have money"

I've heard this one works pretty well.

the best way to get girls (especially hot girls) is to knock them down a few pegs. Let them know you won't let just anyone suck your dick for $10 for gas to drive to her place.

"hey sugar, did you know the goddess of fertility has like 27 boobs? How many do you have.. oh, only two? Keep walking."

that's just adorable :(

Ana, you know you want my banana. You Don't Even KNOW, GURL!

I suppose me being the only girl posting in this thread makes me the victim of these vicious so called pickup lines. huh huh :mad

EVER BEEN POWERFUCKED? YOU THE KINDA SLUT THAT'LL LET A NIGGA JUST RAPE THAT SHIT.

YOU


DON'T



EVEN



KNOW



!

I bet YOU'RE the kinda guy who CAN'T beat that shit, or rape at all.:anime

flounder

it's not working!