Cory Worthington - best 16 year old aussie EVER.
 

i'm sure someone mentioned this before, but i kinda like this kid.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=358617

Hes such a deadshit.

the funniest part is the reporter in the first vid trying to "teach him a lesson"


stupid bitch.

hahaha

yea i watched those vids, that kids stupid but sweet at the same time.

ugh

Haha, what a little fuckwit

check out his sweet myspace

http://www.myspace.com/aussie_corey

what is there to like about this guy? the only admirable quality that i can see in him is confidence, but it's obvious that even this stems from a total lack of self-knowledge.

he gives not one fuck

I hate him and everyone like him, JAMES MCCLOUD

Didn't he get beaten up recently in Melbourne?

James McCloud?

Possibly.

The only reason he's leaving those big sunnies/hat on is so that he can semi-hide his identity, that way he wont have the shit kicked out of him everytime he leaves his house or goes for a job interview.
But yeah, it must suck having everyone in Australia think you're a total wanker.

Edit: Hahahah, the Fountain Gate gang fights. It's so weird that shopping center's on the news now, it's one of the main ones I go to.

Steve Astill is still my favorite aussie.

I despise this kid...

All he did was advertise a party on MySpace and had lots of people show up, and then act like a tool in interviews.

He is making money touring or some shit now too... that's annoying. I bet he doesnt even know how to throw a real party he just lucked out by having so many trashed people show up, which made it seem like "the best party so far"

I really hate him.

he's the man with a plan

Haha, i love it when people get beat up just because they're famous.

i think its funny that the news reporter speaks to him like that anyway, asking if he's sorry for what he did and stuff.

British news reporters are just cold and don't go that kind of effort.

And I thought the kid was fun at the start cus he's wearing all that gear and looking 'omg im kewl i dont care' but then he's just blank so.. yeah.

Really nothing special going on, there.

WHOA STAN, where did you come from??

I thought he looked kind of athletic in the first one... he's a scrawny piece of crap in the second.

Honestly, I think the reporter in the first video is more of a twit than he is.

For srs.

e:
I mean, honestly, he has a point. Why should he accept responsibility for a bunch of other trashed dudes fucking up cars. Fuck that reporter.

i wish chaser was on through this :(
* can't remember if chaser is hated on here on not *

Don't Australian news anchors have anything better to report on than "cops called on high schooler's party"?

i've seen worse in like every other country

How much is $20,000 AUS in the US? Like $200?

Nearer $18,000 USD

I wanna gag out that anchor bitch with my cock.


I call it the "1,2 Punch"


2 gags later and it becomes a little less meaningless.


"One, two, One, two, Bitch gagged through"

for a good five minutes i had no idea what you were talking about, hah

ACA is hardley news

it sure isn't.

i miss the days when they would have an ADHD kid everyweek

Followed by a story about dodgy Lebanese builders influencing your teenage children to drink, eat junk food and be a hoon while spreading word of the new hit diet that can't be prescribed to an elderly couple because of bureaucracy gone mad. Also watch nine/seven's hit new show stolen from America/UK.

you forgot about the 3rd generation unemployed teenage single mother who can't cope, so hundreds of people give her free crap, and the saving techniques which can save them thousands

And the parking inspectors/local city councils who are out to destroy everyone's lives by doing OUTRAGEOUS things like actually fining people for breaking the law.

Or car dealerships being such HUGE ASSHOLES for giving cars to people who can't afford them.

if he lived in America he would totally have a giant DGAF tattoo on his chest