Dane Cook is like Seinfeld without the jokes, basically.

He had a good thing going with Harmful if Swallowed, but since that album the he just focussed on the parts of his standup that wasn't funny at all.

Alright, I'll write one out soon, when I get time, I just thought you guys wanted the thread to die because it fell from the top pretty quick.

Is that his old one? Because that one was on TV last night. It wasn't half bad. but I kept thinking "man I remember when his mannerisms didn't annoy me."

yeah please do because its funnier than dane cook

Yes it was! His early stuff was more JOKE orientated, and his ZANY stage antics were at a minimum. Then once he released that album, I guess it was less jokes, more ZANY ANTICS

i think he has some good observations about shit i can relate to, the "i did my best" crying thing, the car accident moments, and some others are great. GOOD ON HIM!

ugh

Can't fail to mention that he stole material from Louis C.K., including his bit about witnessing a car accident and having an itchy asshole.

his new performance is on right now.... I'm watching it. It's ok. I've seen worse comedians... he keeps going off on tangents. He seems kinda nervous.. almost like he's close to knowing he sucks. But no matter what he says his fans will lap it up anyway.

Oh man he just ran into the audience to chase some guy who's either drunk or retarded. No actual jokes there.

this guy is fucking hilarious!!

hes so stupid and pathetic its funny

the "Spicy T-dub"!
hahahahhahahahhahahahha
ahahahhahahahahhahahhaha

i think woody allen is the worst comedian ever

"the cookster"!

hahahahhahahahhahahahha

hes such a retard its funny

pozin.. i-. irrespective of this thread, you are so devoid of any likeability in any level

i dunno i could think of a couple worse things, man. i mean just look at the atrocities stalin committed those are pretty bad

a dialogue between Jay's friends:

Steve: Hahahaha isn't Dane Cook AWESOME?
Craig: I don't know anyone who doesn't like him..
Jarred: Jay doesn't
Craig: Oh well Jay's a FAGGOT
Jarred: .. just because he doesn't like Dane Cook?
Craig: What kind of queerbait doesn't like DANE COOK?
Steve: Yeah what is he queer or something
Jarred: Yeah you're right, let's not hang out with him anymore

he's fucking lame

Hey Jaymond, cut this shit out. You do it in practically all your posts.

i, for one, LOVE Pozin. If not just for that song about cereal!

seriously i love this guy
20 minute rant about ketchup packets!

thats genius!!
ahhahahahhaha
*falls over