Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

For boys I'd go with Danté (after Danté Alighieri, not the fucking Clerks character) or Mikael. For a girl I'd go with Lilian or Viola.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I can say quite honestly, that I know without a doubt, that my girlfriend doesn't fake it. My ex did sometimes, and you could always tell, but my current girlfriend cums quite easily. The most times I've got her to cum in a night was seven; the least was once. You guys just must be terrible at sex if you can't make a girl cum at LEAST once, haha. Wow.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I at least dress stylishly

Originally Posted by Damage Jackal

I love that part. Cal has far too much culture to name his child after a character from a movie! Naming him after the singer from a (Swedish) metal band is cool though.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Beast's a woman compared to Nate (Domicile). Nate's got that tough metalhead exterior and a heroic heart of gold.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

How am I unstylish, Ferret? I was wearing a brand-new Isis jacket that was quite expensive.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Unfortunately, when it comes to music, I think I'd sooner listen to Jeff Ching than to Tom Bown.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

The only album I have is "White Light / White Heat" which is ok, I guess.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I'm a picky bastard.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Looptroop are excellent, dude. Some of the best hip-hop in the world. Especially Promoe.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

You haven't heard the EVP Cade and I have heard, then. I've heard an entire recorded phone calls from a psychoanalyst who had been dead for a few years... and similar stuff recorded from a radio by one of the guy's friends while on a trip to France. Don't know about the authenticity but it sounded quite cool. You could make out almost exactly what he was saying. He gives instructions on building some kind of transmitter, heh.

And how are my reasons anything like those of religious people? I challenged you to explain any of it away; you didn't. What about having all the clocks in a house stop at the moment a woman dies? What about a clock belonging to the same woman, which starts working every time there is a power outage? Man, give it up. I could film the shit happening and you still would try to make excuses.

I could also make mention of the numerous times almost every member of Cliff's family has seen a ghost. Both his mother and 23 year old sister claim to have seen Cliff's grandmother standing in their backyard, though she died years ago. Cliff's sister also says she saw her grandmother walk past her bedroom door one night a year or two ago... and when Cliff's mother lived with her old boyfriend, she used to hear the sound of somebody walking on her roof every single morning at 6am. When they had a friend stay the night one time, the woman claimed that she saw a man in a sailor's costume standing on their roof... although Cliff's mother never saw it, she believes the woman, since that woman hadn't heard the story about the footsteps on the roof, so yeah...

Also, when my dad was dating various women two years ago, he met one who claimed to be a medium. He was skeptical - as skeptical as you are, actually, as he doesn't believe in ANYTHING remotely supernatural. However, at one point the woman claimed that my dad had a spirit standing next to him - a Native American chief who was apparently some kind of guardian angel. At that point the room went incredibly cold and my dad made an excuse and left, scared shitless, because he knows for a fact that his great-grandparents were close family friends with a Native American chief in America who blessed my dad's family. So yeah. Until something like that happens to you, you obviously won't be anything other than skeptical...

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I felt like a fish out of water, and had no friends whatsoever. I ended up getting all depressed about it and became a fat loser with long girly hair.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I had never listened to any rap before other than "Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise", so I thought ICP were lyrical geniuses at the time.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I was heading for some kind of Columbine massacre, because the entire school in Sydney just made me angry

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I got a bit more sense of style, and started dressing a bit more independently from what I'd used to wear (which was basically whatever my mum would buy me), and would usually be wearing jeans, a green Independent jacket, and a black Independent cap.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Haha, didn't you know that?

She cheated on me with some dude she met at a party, then dumped me for him (and lied about it). Then tried to turn all my friends against me when she realised they all hated her.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I got a girlfriend, and that night got so drunk that I vomited in my shoes and passed out on my friend's lawn.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I'm feelin' kinda civil, so I'm gonna keep this simple,
I'll give a single riddle 'fore I pop you like a pimple,

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

Cade is the coolest person in the world.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

I just want my kids to be smart, witty, like cool music and not be prejudiced.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

she's a disgusting, fat, brunette skank with the worst clothing style imaginable.

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

You do the same thing all the time. In fact you did it in this topic, in saying that I "mustn't understand art" because I think The House Of Leaves is overrated. I mentioned that comment to my girlfriend, who is a Literature and Drama major, and she ended up saying that it was "offensive" to call The House Of Leaves art, and that it had potential but was nothing more than "legoric gimmickry" (yes, I stole the comment about gimmickry from her, haha).

Originally Posted by Cal Flavell

If you've been thinking I'm always serious... then you've obviously got a really skewed idea of how I act, dude.

You need to start reading my livejournal.