Hey Breed
 

I got the baseball. When we play?

I gotta borrow my dad's mitt, then we can play! brb

ok got it! now as soon as Denny gets here with the bats we can play some BEISBOL!

wait I thought you said butts I mean I kinda wondered but y'know they make good bases brb

kk got the bats now who's going to be captains

I'll be first captain breed you can pick first for your team

cool um

I'll takkkkkke

Tuna.

DESTRA

Rabid.

I want to get Shaun just so I can make him catcher and he can catch the ball with his mouth

ok I get Aaron Haynes

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Tuna C
Rabid Dinosaur 1B

Tom Breed P

hmmm I got Sean McGarvey

Sean mcGarvey 3rd
Shaun C
Destra left field, the magician will reach up and grab balls

I get Kunio in center then

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Tuna C
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Kunio CF

Tom Breed P

damn you I wanted Kunio

aaaah I'll take Space Goat for 2nd since you wanna be a poop

oh and i'm pitcher, too

damnit I wanted space goat :(

I guess I'll have to take the youngster, Chippy, on 2nd

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Tuna C
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Kunio CF
Chippy 2B

Tom Breed P

I want Evil Ash his eyebrows will protect his vision when trying to catch balls in center

i'm making lots of friends tonight

Evil Ash CF
Shaun C
Space Goat 2B
Destra LF
Sean McGarvey 3B

Denny Betterman P

I'm taking the POWERHOUSE for the DH spot. THE UNSTOPPABLE

Michael Sandford

D:

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Tuna C
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Michael Sandford DH
Kunio CF
Chippy 2B

Tom Breed P

you BAStard!!!

SALTER YOU'RE MINE AT 1B

Demented Ferret on 3rd.

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Tuna C
Michael Sandford DH
Demented Ferret 3B
Kunio CF
Chippy 2B

Tom Breed P

aah man is there even anybody left

How about Gilzenan I know he likes me

Gilzenan DH
Evil Ash CF
Shaun C
Space Goat 2B
Destra LF
Sean McGarvey 3B
Andrew Salter 1B

Denny Betterman P

Ah, I was gonna take Jay after this pick: my boy Pogo in RF.

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Tuna C
Michael Sandford DH
Demented Ferret 3B
Kunio CF
Chippy 2B
Pogo RF

Tom Breed P

gotcha

Gilzenan DH
Evil Ash CF
Shaun C
Space Goat 2B
Destra LF
Sean McGarvey 3B
Andrew Salter 1B
Qaz RF

Denny Betterman P

Breed I want Killer Banana you can have Little Dragon

w..no I want Killer Banana, and its MY turn to pick, so YOU can have Little Dragon.

rrr no faggot you picked first that's not fair I don't want Little Dragon

well I don't want him, wtf, its MY TURN to pick?!?!

I DON'T CARE you have Dragon I'll take here I'll take Bananar just dude you can have Little Dragon

well WTF DUDE, its MY TURN to pick, so I pick Banana.

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Tuna C
Michael Sandford DH
Demented Ferret 3B
Kunio CF
Chippy 2B
Pogo RF
Killer Banana LF

Tom Breed P

NO YOU STUPID BASTARD GOD YOU ALWAYS DO THIS IT'S NOT FAIR you took Sandford and Haynes and Tuna and DAMMIT I DON"T WANT LITTLE DRAGONNNNNN

DUDE ITS MY TURN AND I PICKED BANANA. END OF STORY

EPILOGUE: YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND AND PICKED DRAGON

AND HERE'S WHY

*sends Little Dragon down to Tunafilmsple A, and brings up Rorro from Tunafilmsple A*

UPDATED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS
Rabid Dinosaur 1B
Tuna C
Michael Sandford DH
Demented Ferret 3B
Kunio CF
Chippy 2B
Pogo RF
Rorro LF

Tom Breed P

*sends little dragon to the yankees lol*

FINISHED ROSTER

Gilzenan DH
Evil Ash CF
Shaun C
Space Goat 2B
Destra LF
Sean McGarvey 3B
Andrew Salter 1B
Scatterbrain SS
Qaz RF

Denny Betterman P

FINISHED ROSTER:

Aaron Haynes SS .333
Rabid Dinosaur 1B .296
Tuna C .303
Michael Sandford DH 1.000
Demented Ferret 3B .265
Kunio CF .279
Chippy 2B .231
Pogo RF .233
Rorro LF .254

Tom Breed SP 10-3 ERA 2.79


ok ALSO

MY BULLPEN

Gorosaurus LR 0-0 ERA 3.45
Orcus MR 2-1 ERA 2.11
Jason Ruiz (or J-ru) MR 3-2 ERA 3.79
Dominator Dan CL 39-0 ERA .92

Gilzenan DH
Evil Ash CF
Shaun C
Space Goat 2B
Destra LF
Sean McGarvey 3B
Andrew Salter 1B
Qaz RF
Scatterbrain SS

Denny Betterman P

BULLPEN:
Andres
HMC
Mr. Mong
Mangaboy X

Stats will come later but um assume they're all awesome (except salter he might be the weak link)

I call Milhouse

Updated roster:

Little Dragon
"Anyone else?"
(Wind blows a ball of hay past this forum.)

What about Ryugacooking? That guy's awesome. I pick him. :D!

um there are only two teams we're gonna tell you guys the rules and start playing soon

what the hell do all those numbers mean

I feel kind of left out so I may spectate... :(

im gonna bat left handed to fuck you all off

mong make sure you have -=FAG=- on the back of your shirt when you play make us proud godspeed

i dont wear no shirt, not in baseballs

I'M A SWITCH PITCHER

I struck out the side and answered a trivia question correctly! 25 ACHIEVEMENT POINTS FOR ME! OH YEAH! Now only if I learned how to bat.

* streaks across field. Security remove him *

What the hell I thought this was america!