What would have happened if this thread never existed.
 

I would go to bed 3 minutes earlier I guess. How about you?

my life would be that much better

I would be eating my American Combo On A Roll and drinking my Tap Water about 1 minute earlier. So really, you have changed my entire night, and as a result, my entire life.

That's right.

The real question is...DOES this thread actually exist?

I would of read some other shitty thread.

lol

i think it might exist... lets see what google has to say about this

I would not have posted in it.

You obviously wouldn't be asking this question.

In the spirit of this thread, I say we all do something a little different in the next few days. Wear a shirt you haven't worn in a while, grab your camera and take a picture of something but don't look at it for a month or two.. etc. Pay with cash instead. Something influential is bound to happen

I will do this.