revenge
 

Everyday I am exposed to people that make me sick in humanity and today I've considered acting on this. I want to do enact revenge onto a cheap manipulative asshole that jumps from woman to woman and takes advantage of them for sex who has hurt someone dear to me. Would anyone care to help me think of something?

I'm open to suggestions with the exception of things that could potentially put me in jail, unless it's a really really good idea.

Hit him in the head with a piece of lead pipe until he dies.

get someone to sex him but fill them full of lots of dangerous things maybe explosives

OR a blowup doll made of TNT

Teach your friends the signs to look out for so they don't fall into the same trap again.

paint a wall to look like a hallway
have him chase you down it
run into the picture, he will smash into the wall

I didn't really expect too many serious replies from people who aren't involved but thanks for the laugh to make me feel a little better guy. And good show mister pikios and to an extent Rudi. I'm gunna go pretend to sleep for a number of hours bye.

Out of curiosity, what did this person actually do?

Pee in his coffee cup.

put an add up in the gay personals in the paper, with his number address and shit. then let the rest do the work.

put pudding in his toothpaste bottle, hahahaha nigga expect toothpaste but instead he get pudding, THAT AINT GONNA MAKE YO TEETH ANY CLEANER CHUMP!!!!!

seriosuly though i feel like pretty much the most manly way of solving this kind of thing is just smashing a whiskey bottle over the dudes head and then stabbing him with it, assuming you know you cant beat him in a straight up fight which is what this sounds like

smashing a bottle that heavy and solid over someones head would hurt them really badly and then stabbing them with it seems like it would guarantee a serious hopsital visit but not be enough to like, acually damage them for the rest of their lives. its just a badass way of being like "fuck you i hate your guts"

at first i thought this was like an advertisemetn for the show homewreckers or something

NAWWW just beat him up cmon


teaching your female friends to avoid him would take away his food

but it would not cure his hunger

Become a woman.

Grow up.

Razorblades in the vagina.

also it wouldn't work. girls love to sleep with guys who sleep around and then pretend they hate him for it. trust me. i'm older than you guys and shit. just fuckin stab this guy i reckon.

become that guy

sounds pretty cool

yeah i bet he leads a good life

If he has a pet, kill it.

Take advantage of him for sex, then kill his pet.

no no have sex with his pet and then stab the girl with the whiskey bottle

^Yes

Buy him a Bowflex, working out will give him more self esteem.

argh ARGH ARGH


Maybe they could SPIN, like a buzzsaw, he could be like "hey what's that whirring sound" then the girl'd say "oh that's just a vibration drug i took to IMPROVE VAGINAL PERFORMANCE by 80kb/s