My trials with a sex pheromone cologne.
 

that shit is EVIL

Is this serious? You wrote it like a total ad.

yeah I'm serious.. and haha yeah I guess it does seem like an ad. But the ad from a company with a conscience.... or a clever ploy to make it look like they have one... mwahaha..

no, I'm seriously serious.

That's nuts.

I would never even think to walk around coated in that stuff. That must have been some adventure.

how much of that shit do you put on?


"If you mostly want to affect women 30 or over, start with 1 spray, and then work your way up on different days... 2 one day.. 1 the next day... Don't start high and move your way back. To affect women under 30, stick with just 1 spray."


interesting....

If I had any money whatsoever, i'd order some.

does it smell good? i'll buy some if it smells good. axe deodorant smells good. i use axe.

whoa what the hell, are you serious? I never in a million years would have thought this did anything approximating what its supposed to

Come to think of it, a friend of mine is having her birthday soon. I'm thinking about this as a gift.

BUT DOES IT SMELL GOOD?

And with this thread, and the ensuing purchases, 3dmm.com truly died.

Shut up.

hahaa

Man I'd love to try that shit, but $50 is steep, and I'm still amazed that it even works at all. It just seems like such a surreal concept. It really makes me wonder if any guys around me use such a product...so now I will be forever suspicious. Maybe I'll order it and be HOT.

edit: Did you bang anyone like a kangaroo?

Haha, the confusion of the legitimacy of any relationships that begin from such roots is something I'm sure will be something to look forward to


You could probably get this junk cheaper on ebay, though.

I think the idea is that you use it for casual sex, not to start a relationship.

That's a good point. A relationship built on an initial pheremone encounter...Christ I can't even begin to imagine it. It would be a horrible shambley mess that ended in a fiery blowhole.

Hahaha, Goro's so naive. Cute!

hahaha. Did your mom try and hit on you?

I really doubt I need this. Girls alreay act that way to me. Its probably because I'm so suave, charasmatic and handsome. Or its because I'm 19 and I give off a bottle of pheromones a day. Even my lesbian grandmother thought I was damned good looking.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS
I think alot of the site is bullshit. This is aimed torwards anyone who feels like the opposite sex isn't attracted to them. Or greedy fuckers who just want to be wanted.

I think Shaun got all that attention because he's a good looking fellow, not because of the pheromones. And because he used the pheromone spray, he just paid more attention to the way people were treating him and dismissing anyone who didn't care. Maybe that girl really liked him, without pheromones.

ANOTHER THING. What if a girl is around you and sees a guy thats hotter than you. The scent is generic, so she can look at another guy while being near you and still feel attracted to someone else.

Anyone who buys this, go ahead, but you're just using a crutch that probably doesn't work as well as you think. It may just cause a placebo effect that gives you the strength to be more charming and sure of yourself around girls.
Use your own pheromones. You can still shower. Your pheromones appear in shorter than an hour after.

and besides, nothing beats slipping a roofie into her drink and raping her. Then there's no annoying-assed calls afterwards.

I've heard about these...but I just assumed that any differences in the way girls acted would just be in your head.

So you're really convinced the shit worked? That's intense. It's like that bad softcore porn movie on cinemax, Love Potion No. 9

hahaha

fuck you bob toasted... i WANTED to BELIEVE it was REAL.

placebo-effect?

http://www.wondersinscience.com/arch...pheromone.html

Double-blind experiment....so at least in this case the placebo effect is taken into account. But I mean...it's only one study. I'd be more convinced if there were more tests done.

now there needs to be test on people who dont know they're wearing it, and see if they notice any difference.....
I SMELL A TEEN MOVIE!

ahaha

Shaun... What the fuck?! You cannot be serious!

Even if it would be just a placebo, confidence doesn't come cheaply often

This sounds GREAT

62%!%!%!?!?!?!

:)

Alright, alright. Put on three. Alright? You with me? Good.

Then, when a chick starts checking you out...


put an apple in your mouth.

"wow! that's quite a talent you have there.. more generic compliments"

I don't even know what to say about this.

lol, i just ordered some.

Haha remember. No guarantees!

Oh, I thought I saw something on there like "WE TOOK TWO TWINS AND PUT PHERLURE ON ONE AND GAVE THE OTHER ONE SHITTY BORING STUFF AND GUESS WHAT THE PHERLURE GOT HIT ON BY LIKE 30 GUYS." But then again, I wasn't very right-minded last night. SO FUCK YOU.

Wtf. Can this be bought in the UK? I want to order some but I definitely do not believe it will work... I have to try it though. Personally I think Shaun has been paid to make this thread :o

Yeah, actually, I get $5 for every referred purchase...

(I wish)

... sometimes I wonder what affect this cologne would have on Salad Fingers...

Actually, Pherlure offers a NO QUESTIONS ASKED 30-day money back guarantee if you're unsatisfied with the results. Simply return the unused portion and Pherlure will give you a FULL refund. GET YOURS TODAY LOL!

Yeah it's got a refund guarantee, not a getting laid guarantee and especially not for INVADER.

Does it help chicks get chicks? That would be a pretty funny prank, Jon Sprow.

Spraying this stuff on me would probably be borderline dangerous considering the fact that I'm already in love with myself.

haha this is so manipulative, it's like turning them into a dog in heat

What the hell... I mean.. it sounds like something from a cartoon. It totally rips off the Axe/Lynx ads as well.
This will soon turn into a widely available product, for both sexes.. then the country will turn into fucktown.

hahaah, I love how on the http://www.pherlure.com/ website, the 'attractive' women are completely scary. Worst advertising ever. Where as the Axe/Lynx advertisement of ben affleck walking around while every woman swoons at him... those womens be hott

yeah, and fucktown has had alot of problems lately :mad

Pheromones are nothing new. They've been doing this junk for centuries, and I've seen no concrete scientific studies to say otherwise. Like said earlier, it at least gives an aura of confidence. That's a step up

Shaun...are you going to continue using it? Or was it more of an experiment thing?

I ain't gonna waste the rest of my bottle.

http://www.pheromoneman.com/

Hmm, is this for real or this guy an affiliate? Check out the video though, it is pretty hot.

If this really does work, I couldn't respect myself if I used it. I never have sex with a girl for the first time if she's drunk and I've never used a date rape drug. This just doesn't seem fair. Just take a shower, keep yourself groomed, dress nice and smell good, you'll have pussy laid out for you.

You'll never learn to mack a bitch if you spend $50 a pop for a bottle that turns you into a walking roofie.

Haha yeah. It's the kind of thing you'd see on Looney Toons or something.
ACME LOVE POTION.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomeronasal_organ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

Alright I have MORE to convince you guys this is bullshit.

The site has links to articles from a seemingly trustworthy health site.

Here's one link.
http://www.ihealthjournal.com/findin...e3888-002.html

Now try looking around the site. It asks you to log in. Even though it didn't ask you to log in when you read the article. And lets say I want to sign up. THERE'S NO WAY TO DO IT. Phelure made the website to seem credible. Why?
CAUSE ITS BULLSHIT. Don't waste your money.
Shaun is getting you all to buy this and all you're doing is wasting your money.

hell, i have a g/f and i'd still use it just to pretend i have controll over women

I'm not out to scam anyone. I'm not working for anyone.. I just thought it'd be a neat thread. The fact is, I get hit on when I wear the stuff. I think anything you pull up claiming the cologne I use (not saying other colognes) doesn't work was probably written by some woman with an agenda.

who deleted brimz's post

pheromones do work, but it's NOTHING compared to things like attractiveness and charisma.

why did shaun randomly find this thread and delete his posts on 1-31-08?

fucking stop bumping old threads you morons.