by Dave Miles

based loosely on the 3dmm DVD scandal

by Jt Copper

A man who is born in a world of lawless violence attempts to suppress his urges to go on rampages, and instead engages in other peaceful activities. When a dastardly villain ruins his day, he decides to take action, and goes on a quest with his friends.

by Ned Carlson

Officer Hoffstead finds his new job as head of the East Seattle police to be a bit more than the cakewalk he had imagined. After finding himself mismatched with a frustrating new sidekick named Bongo, Hoffstead finally finds himself with custody over a certain local pest named Dirtbag - a custody that proves to be both short-lived and deadly.

by Ned Carlson

Hoffstead and Bongo find themselves back on the trail of Dirtbag when the incorrigble troublemaker's new association with a scientist of questionable ethics (and lofty dreams of world domination) takes a turn for disaster. Old goals drop, loyalties waver, and body mass quakes in this zany next installment.

by Ned Carlson

Hoffstead's word and competence are challenged when the line of duty places him in the middle of a real estate scam. Unless he can prove that the old mansion slated for demolition is indeed haunted, his city's police force will be sued by the nefarious Frankie.

by Ned Carlson

Dirtbag's latest plunge into crime -- this time, along with a pair of cohorts -- plunges his friendship with Hoffstead into serious jeopardy. Hoffstead must soon choose between duty and loyalty when he receives an official order to wrap up the gang's antics for good.

by Ned Carlson

The Dirtbag Gang faithfully upholds its creed against age discrimination as a fresh-out-of-jail Dirtbag turns to the East Seattle youth in a desperate mission to rebuild his group. Amidst their failed efforts to incite citywide chaos, the new gang instead faces an unconventional hostage situation that leads Dirtbag to reconsider his petty goals.

by Ned Carlson

In a last-ditch effort to save Dirtbag from a dire sentence of community service, Hoffstead leads a noble effort to transform the hapless punk into a productive member of society. The results look grim until an unforseen test pits Dirtbag against a pair of mobsters who are holding his taskmaster hostage. Can the Dirtbag finally be no more?

by Ned Carlson

Interstellar astronaut Beau Fort finds the adventure of his life when a group of vengeful Jupitarian survivors return to Earth for one last battle. Only with help from resourceful special agent John Kane from England and seasoned veteran McCoy from East Seattle can Fort hope to repel the invaders.

by Ned Carlson

Whether by hot air balloon or the back of their trusty pal Andros, Beamer Snorkel, Frankie, Gus, and the rest of the Nelordway radio cast will stop for nothing as they seek to recover their fabled first episode in this wild, globe-trotting installment.

by Ned Carlson

Gus gets more than he bargained for when Frankie's car is stolen while under Gus's care. Will Gus and his enlisted help succeed in finding the car before Frankie returns and demands his beloved baby? Could this truly be the end for the lovable former gang member?

by Ned Carlson

Nelordway cast members Henry and Carz seek to set the record straight about their legendary rescue of Frankie and Gus from the horrors of an East Seattle Police District holding cell. Is it truly a testament to the wonders of rehabilitation... or was it all just for show? The world may never know...

by Ned Carlson

Dum-dum meets dog and windbag meets wascal in this bouncy next installment. Evicted from their apartment by their suspicious landlord, Frankie and Gus meet a new friend in the woods whose sharp senses lead them back home with rent money... and to a startling revelation once they arrive.

by Ned Carlson

Soaring into Spain in a search for the missing Frankie and Gus, Henry and Carz find intrigue, danger, and adventure -- plus a few new friends -- as they uncover the treacherous underworld of international anarchist Venie Gargautua, whose robotic commandos stand ready for global deployment.

by Ned Carlson

Fresh off their adventure in Europe, the Nelordway cast throws a party for the lovable Gus on his birthday. Frankie, however, has his own plans for his faithful sidekick, and stands ready to ruin the day's festivities with a shocking revelation concering Gus's literary repertoire.

by Ned Carlson

Ronji's welcome arrival in East Seattle quickly becomes enveloped in intrigue as a group of shady internationals begin probing for serious answers... and for Ronji himself. Henry, Hoffstead, and the rest of the police face their most harrowing challenge yet in ensuring that their friend's first visit to America does not become his last.

by Ned Carlson

Dirtbag's passionate quest to send his karate team to victory in the upcoming state competition is brought to a halt by the sudden forced membership of the bumbling Gramps and the corpulent Bongo. Yet while neither of the newcomers wishes to participate, both may prove vital in stopping an insidious group of local computer hackers at the end of the day.

by Ned Carlson

Anticipation may prove too much for Dirtbag as the ceremony for the 2004 3D Movie Maker awards draws near... and his chance for winning seems increasingly smaller. While Ronji engages in 3dmm-related discussion with Gramps, the trouble-prone young man must make a critical ethical choice.

by Ned Carlson

Credit cards burn! Mortgages disappear! Bank accounts run dry! All looked fine until the national financial crisis turned local, and a select few in the town became targeted. Dirtbag, Gramps, Ronji, and the rest of the town must look to themselves set the wrongs right... and deck those darned hacks once again.

by Ned Carlson

Comfortable in their new Swiss home, yet missing the yuletide joy of the homefront, Frankie and Gus relate a bonechilling experience back in an East Seattle mental hospital: a dilemma which threatened not only their sanity, but also the future of uninhibited local democracy!